Katherine: Let's have a talk. I think we should release one more album and that's it.
Lauren: I don't think we should release another album at all.
Dani: Girl bye. You kicked out the group cuz yo ass can't sing.
Lauren: Oh hell no. I was in the group before you young man. And who can't sing? I'll whistle note yo ass back into the Baby Boomer generation.
Dani: Bitch you can't hit whistle notes! AND you can't rap! You just all fucked up. You need to pick a damn struggle.
Lisa: Neither of you can hit a whistle note.
Amy: Aw hell. Here we go.
Lisa: We? No bitch. Here I go.
Amy: This wasn't about you. You always wanna pop up and talk shit. Fuck on somewhere with the bullshit. Let them shade each other in peace.
Dani: Man, exactly.
Lauren: Lisa whatever. I can fuckin sing better than the both of you.
Lisa: AHAHHAHAHAHA. Biiiiiitch... The lies you tell.
Dani: How? When? Where?
Lauren: Fuck both of you. I have the most solos out of all of us. What does that tell you?
Lisa: That we need to switch this shit up because our fans are tired of their ears bleeding.
Dani: That you dumb asf. I KNOW you don't really think that!?
Katherine: HEY! I HAD SOMETHING SERIOUS TO TALK ABOUT! UHM, THE BAND! AND YOU GUYS WANNA ARGUE ABOUT WHO GETS THE MOST PARTS AND SINGS BETTER?
Amy: Well, technically....
Lisa: It was still about the band.
Katherine: No. It was about you guys shading each other, as per usual.
Christina: Hey.
Dani: Hey bitch.
Lauren: Do you wanna kick me out the band Chris?
Christina: I thought about it before. But no.
Dani: You must've not thought long and hard my dude.
Lauren: (insert middle finger)
Dani: I bet you want to don't you bitch?
Lisa: Eww.
Christina: Wait, I didn't call a meeting. So you're calling the shots now Kath?
Katherine: Damn, all I did was say we needed to talk ONCE. Just this ONCE. And if I was calling the shots, shit would be better, trust and believe that.
Christina: Tuh. Bitch how? I'm the best at what I do.
Katherine: For starters, everyone would get EQUAL PARTS.
Dani: And Lauren lil ugly banana lookin ass would be booted.
Lauren: Bitch keep on...
Amy: What are you gone do Laur? Get smacked back into the 14th century again?
Lauren: SHE DIDN'T HIT ME THAT HARD.
Dani: SHIIIIIIITTT... tellin them lies.
Lisa: I'm so sorry Laur, but she smacked the cherry Kool-aid outta yo ass.
Christina: Excuse me, but Kath, we're gonna finish this discussion later. My man just came through the door. Gotta go.
Katherine: Go do what? We all know you can't even-
Christina: Shut up! We got help for that!
Amy: Y'all didn't need help honey. Just you.
Christina: Y'all don't even know what you're talking about! This pus-
Lisa: EWWW GIRL NOOO!
Amy: Censorship.
Lauren: Yo pussy do what?
Dani: LAUREN! BITCH WE DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT HER PUSSY DO!
Lauren: Well I kinda do...
Christina: You know what? Fuck you guys!
*Christina has left the chat*
Katherine: Omg... I'm barfing...
Lauren: Man, Chris left? I wanted to learn tricks so I can use em on Elli. 😋
Lisa: Well Chris ain't gay so...
Dani: You little dumb, frog face ass cunt! You heard that knock on yo bedroom door? It's me bitch. Unlock ya door and fight me hoe.
Lauren: Never scared. Disengaging lock.
*Dani has left the chat*
*Lauren has left the chat*
Katherine: You guys are going over there aren't you?
*Amy has left the chat*
*Lisa has left the chat*
Katherine: K.
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My favorite line: I'm so sorry Laur, but she smacked the cherry Kool-aid outta yo ass. 😂😂😂
-The Mad MuziQ
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Cimorelli Messages PART 3
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