AOT/SNK Preferences and Oneshots

Pickup Lines

Pickup lines they used on you and your reaction

Eren:

My titan form is big, but there's something even bigger...In my pants...

You: EREN STOP

Levi:

I'm known for being a clean freak, but I can get dirty.

You: *smirk smirk* Oh REALLLY

I uh, I got that one from Hanji_Zoe27

Armin:

I love you more than the ocean!!!

You: O.o My precious cinnamon roll....

Jean:

I'm a horse, and I want you to ride me all night long

You: Jean, I love you, but your pickup line is really dumb.

Marco:

Freckles won't be the only thing all over my face

You: Marco you're too innocent stop it

Marco: I don't even know what I'm saying Jean told me to

Erwin:

Have you ever slept with the commanding officer of a large military organization? No?! Do you want to? *smirk smirk*

MY FAVORITE THING EVER

You: *doesn't even react, just pulls Erwin away by his bolo tie*

Hanji:

Let's experiment tonight *sexual laughter*

You: *blushing and unable to form words*

Mikasa:

I bet I could do a lot of things to you with this scarf...Shall we see?

You: *nosebleed*

I don't know what I'm doing I've been bombarded by homework and dance and it's 12:439 and I can't sleep and everything I've been writing lately seems like crack fics. Anyways don't even take this seriously. But like, comment your best pickup line. Also, I'm working on a oneshot and a preference but it's taking me awhile. Okay well, see y'all next chapter!

~Ash