The Trancey Love Potion

The Trancy Love Potion Script

Alois: Arghhh!! I'm so bored. I want Sebastian's precious little bocchan NOW!

Claude walks in

Claude: Your highness.

Alois: What do you want now Claude?

Claude: I have two presents for you my lord.

Alois: Who are they from...

Claude: Well the first gift is from myself and the second is from the earl phantom-

Alois: CIEL!! A PRESENT FROM CIEL PHANTOMHIVE??!!

Claude: Quite right your hi-

Alois jumps on Claude in attempt to get the present

Claude: Tsk tsk tsk my lord.

Claude gently pushes Alois off him

Claude: First i shall show you mine.

Alois: *bored sigh* What could be so special that I-

Claude: A love potion my lord, it is quite effective and I am sure that you-

Alois: Drink it yourself, that's an or...

The phone rings

Alois: Great, another nuisance... *looks at Claude* helloo??

Ciel: Good, morning, Alois...

Alois: CIEL HOW ARE YOU??!!

Ciel: Oh god would you shut UP!! Look Alois, I need you to come to my manor, and, uhh, BRING THE DAMN DEMON TOO!!

Ciel hangs up

Alois: Okay! Scrap that! We are going to Ciel's And bring the love potion!!!

Claude: yessssss your highness...

Alois: Aww, annoyed now?

Claude: Hardly..

Ciel is in his room stomping around angrily

Ciel: I Hate you Sebastian!!! How could you do this? Leave me!! Home alone, while you go off to a... CAT FESTIVAL?? I-I-I can't survive like this, I need tea. SOMEBODY!!!! PLEASE!!!!! HELP ME!!!!

Alois and Claude break in

Alois: CIEL, WHERE ARE YOU? ARE YOU OK?!

Alois runs to ciel and ciel hugs Alois Trancy

Ciel: thank you! Thank you for saving me!! Please help me! Sebastian has left me for a cat show and....

Ciel looks up at Alois while looking frightened

Ciel: i need tea!!

Alois: umm... Okay... Claude! Prepare two earl grey and give ciel the "the special thing" that's an order...

Claude: yes your highness.

Claude walks offstage and gets 2 cups

Ciel: what special thing?

Alois: what? Did I say something? Ohh so you don't want tea?

Ciel: *stuttering noises*

Claude walks in

Claude: Two earl grey for the young masters.

Alois: well done Claude! Fast as ever!

Claude: if I couldn't make great tea quickly-

Ciel: what kind of butler would you be...

Alois: not mine! That's for sure! *sips tea*

Ciel: *sips tea and closes eyes* I simply cannot thank you *opens eyes at alois* enough *blushes*

Alois: *giggles* Ciel, are you, ok? You're blushing!!

Ciel: *stares at alois* Alois you're so, beautiful...

Alois: *blushing* oh, well, thank you ciel!

Ciel: wait...! W-w-what am I saying!! ARGHHH!! TRANCY, get out of here NOW!!! B-BAKA!!!

Alois: but Ciel-

Ciel: NO!! YOU ARE LEAVING NOW!! GOOD BYE!!!

Ciel stomps off and Alois grabs Claude by his collar

Alois: Claude!! What was THAT!?!? Now ciel hates me even MORE!!!

Claude: Hmm, this is very rare your highness. I believe that ciel is in fact (dramatic) a TSUNDERE!

Alois: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!

Sebastian walks in with cat merchandise

Sebastian: *slightly drunk* Young Mastah! I'm back!!

Ciel slaps Sebastian

Sebastian: But I thought you liked the...the...um

Ciel: Shut up Sebastian! We have guests!

Sebastian: Well then, I shall prepare breakfast, for how many?

Ciel: 3 including myself

Sebastian: Ok! But first you need to wear this!

Sebastian puts cat ears on ciel

Ciel: W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING! S-SEBASTIAN! *Sneeze* CLENZE YOURSELF OF CAT FUR *sneeze* THAT'S AN OR*snese*DER!!??

Sebastian: yes my lord... *sad*

Cat meow

Ciel: AND GET RID *sneeze* OF THE CAT!! *sneeze*

Sebastian: *starts to cry* But? Whyyyy??

Ciel: THAT'S *sneeze* AN *sneeze* ORRRDDEERRRR!!! *giant sneeze!*

Sebastian: *crying* Why does everyone want me to suffer??

Sebastian walks offstage, sits in audience

Ciel: FINALLY, he's gone *sneeze*. Now where did Alois go... TRANCY

Alois: Hi Ciel!

Ciel: H-h-how did you *cute small sneeze* get there!?!

Alois: Claude and I have been standing here since Sebastian came in...

Claude: standing right next to you. The entire time.

Ciel: *hugging self shivering* Claude, the way you say things just creep me out...

Alois: Shut up Claude. That's an order!

Claude mimes yes your highness.

Alois: *looks at ciel* nice cat ears Ciel!

Ciel: *throws cat ears on floor* I wasn't wearing anything... *acts proud*

Claude: *smiles and starts to point at Ciel and mime cat ears*

Alois: *slaps Claude* stop acting stupid, c'mon Ciel, let's go... *giggles and grabs ciel's hand and starts to walk away*

Ciel: WHAT THE HELL ALOIS!! *slaps alois*

Alois: B-b-but Ciel... Love potion... I thought...

Ciel: I LIKE SEBASTIAN, No-NOT YOU!

Grell: *sitting in the audience* WHAAAAT!!!!!!! BUT BASSIE!!!!!! MINNNEEE!!! *Collapses onto ground dramatically* Okay, that's it, he's going on my 'to die' list.... *writes in notebook*

Sebastian walks onstage, picks up Alois and throws him, puts hand out for Ciel, Ciel holds Sebastians hand and both walk offstage

Alois: *goes on knees and cries* CIEL DOESN'T LOVE MEEEE!!!!

Claude: *pats Alois on the back* there there Alois, please stop crying... I'm sure someone out there loves you! *points to the Audience*

Alois: *looks at Claude* d-do you... Love me??

Claude: *stands up in disgust* Alois, there's a reason why I pointed *points at the audience* elsewhere...

Alois: *begins to cry loudly*

Claude: *rolls eyes* oh dear... don't cry your highness... *drags Alois offstage*

Grell: *Still Crying* Wait? Where is everyone? BASSIE!!!

The End