I Published Because She Said So

The Curse

"First things first. Yes, I've been busy doings unspeakable things. No that wasn't serious. I'm not exactly jobless. Okay that might've been something of a sarcasm. This chapter has nothing.. Like absolutely nothing to do with a curse. Yeah lose all that hype you were building up. I'm empty. I'm messed up. I'm in college. I think that sums that up. I've extracted what I could. More on that later. Read on."

Let me be honest and just say that I suck at writing. What was that? Oh yeah..sorry.. I lied. I'm.. Not bad.. Woah! that was hard. But apparently everybody thinks so and I just happen to agree. Well.. This is the fourth chapter and I think this is gonna be a long one. Not that's its all planned out, but I think I really need to workout on this one, after all I can't feed random shit to my viewers just like that. They're the only ones I've got. And as "stargazer" suggested, I might even stop being "ambiguous". Yeah that's so me. *scoffs*

So, It's been awhile since I've wrote something. The usual laziness and procrastination are the obvious reasons. So if you ask me " how's everything ?", I'd probably say "same old". Nope..that ain't working. I just can't write random stuff.

Today's a Sunday, which means, again for the *insert arbitrary time*, I'm going back to hostel. I've to say things have changed from the way they used to be. I never really liked going back to hostel and now it has somehow become part of my life, it's kinda second home to me. It certainly isn't the best place to live in but I can certainly live with it and perhaps the best part of hostel is naps. Maybe friends too. Don't look at me, I thought that was supposed to be obvious. Gee, gimme a break.

The best thing about naps is really nothing. The fact that you can lay down not giving a shit about anything or anyone is like.. the best thing I've done all my life. I take my naps really seriously, so..I don't really see me parting with them anytime soon. Sleeps are the second best thing and I guess if no one would bother to wake me up, I'd probably sleep in the whole day. No, seriously. It's just this relationship I've with my bed, you guys can be jealous of.

Now that I come to think of it, I need to really come up with a name for myself... Real soon. Mm..how about "The Dude", like when I go in somewhere and everyone's like "Yo, The dude's here!". On second thoughts, I'm reconsidering that name. Well how about Jawn, Jon, Chandler, Joey, Edward?!

Dafaq

I'm never considering Edward..like ever. I really like Joey. He's italian, a foodie, good with girls.. oh and nothing like me. Probably Chandler then, I could really relate to him with all the sarcasm and not getting the gurl thing! But no, Chandler's really great and I'd like him to stay that way for awhile. Ooh, how about "Ryan"?

Yes as in Ryan Ghosling.

"Err.."

Yes as in Ryan Reynolds too.

"But didn't he marry Sca.."

Dammit, yes he married the black widow, what does that have to do with anything?

"Aren't you like.. ob.."

Yes, I'm obsessed with her. You can shut up now.

Phew! I thought he'd never stop. I guess that's something we've got in common. So.. that's it, I guess.. I'm Ryan..Ryan what?

Ryan, apparently needs to browse for baby names and well..he came up with O Connor? Not very intelligent, is he? Seriously Ryan? O'Connor?