I Published Because She Said So

Princess

Alright, first of all, she ain't no princess. Could be mine though 😉. On a totally non related thought, Suicide Squad was a hella movie.. Damn..Joker jumping after his pudding just like that.. No kidding, he's a keeper. Oops..was there a spoiler alert supposed to be in there somewhere? Maybe.

I'm not even sure whether I'd call her my princess, obviously that is after she knows that I exist. Perhaps my Pudding 😜. Oh wait, you thought we were a thing didn't you? No? Okay.

Drama aside, she does know that I exist, I mean who doesn't, I'm pretty popular in college..or not. Yeah she's in my college.. Yes, I made up my mind to speak to her..of course I have, but me being the coward I'm, well you know...wave at every chance I get. Pretty cool. Huh.

Sigh! You know how we all have those expectations about that someone, nah don't lie to me, I know you do. Anyway I did. I'd certain specifications/conditions/requirements/ dammit..I dunno the word, anyway it's not like he's a product or anything. Damn! I swear I said she, it just came out..wrong. I'm definitely not coming out on a book.

So maybe we should just call him my prince? No..that doesn't sound..yeah alright..I was kidding mahn! Ain't nobody got no humor in here, imma gonna Disneyland..

Dafaq?

I'm sorry I ain't erasing any of that, but I'm thinking that was pretty bad.

Back to dream girl, pretty eyes are kinda everyone's thing but yeah I love pretty eyes preferably brown or blue or a bit of green maybe. Hair that's long, not really long, more like the normal long..whatever..I kinda dig red hair.. the gingers (looking right at you merida), brown/brunnete (looking right at you Anna) and blondes (looking right at you Rapunzel). Well Elsa is beautiful too, oh oh.. Scarlett Johansson in Iron Man 2! If you wanna catch my attention, that's the way you'd wanna go!

I guess that's it about the hair, the next thing I'm gonna let you in is pretty crucial. I'm very selective when it comes to height (no offence short ones, you can all be my friends 😜).
I mean, yeah it's cute and everything when she hugs you or something and can hear your heartbeat or has to lean in and stand on her tips to get a kiss. Oh it'd be a fine kiss but nah..I prefer tall ones, not as tall as me though, Gods no. Thinking of it sends chill through my spines. No they don't. I just like saying it 😊.

I'd probably like someone who's fit or likes to workout, after all I need a workout partner. No, I don't workout but I will, just don't ask me when. A potterhead and a GOT fan would have been a requirement, but considering all my other requirements and how I am, I don't find myself meeting anyone in the near future or far future for that matter. Anyway I could probably convince her to watch it with me if she doesn't already. Also I'd love it if she'd great command over English, not that it matters, it'd be easier to text and stuff like that.

Then of course, there are the other things like trust, honesty etc. I think I don't even need to mention it because it probably goes without saying. Well.. That's about it for the dream part...and considering that I'm quite realistic and that dreams always doesn't come true, believe me when I say I'd have a lot of crushes and I didn't even know whether they had half of what I wanted. So it's mostly about the moment. Sometimes, I just see someone and Zing! Congratulations, you're my crush!

Frankly speaking, the thing about crush is that it's very exciting! There's this curiosity whether she'd like you, the nervousness when she passes by you, the awkwardness when you have those short totally dumb conversations or she catches you looking at her, and then of course there are those moments when you're supposed to speak and you just keep staring at her and she thinks.. Well frankly, I don't even know what she'd think. The best part is fun.. It's all shit and giggles until someone giggles and shit. No, seriously. Nah, I just wanted to say that. This train is really crowded. Yes I'm on train, is it really any more surprising? Wait..was it even surprising in the beginning? Probably not.