Crazy about you (Harley x joker suicide squad)

Do it.

Maybe it's just a one time thing, or maybe I was going crazy. People seem to think I'm crazy.

I woke up when the sun was up. And from what I could see, it had been day for a while.

I blinked my eyes hard and sat up. The sunlight from the window nearly blinded me.

"Wow." I groaned, shielding my eyes.

I reached for my phone in my pants pocket. I really should have changed. I looked down. It read 12:35.

well damn.

I yawned and turned my gaze to the soft lump next to me.

"Oh haaaaaaarley wake up, wake up, wake uuuuuuuuup" I cooed, reaching to shake her, but feeling only a plushy mound.

My heart dropped and I yanked the blankets off and saw there was a pillow where she should have been. She left, oh god she left again. no no no no no, this can't be happening!!!!!

Or maybe, just maybe she stayed, and I just woke up later? But I never sleep this long. Not unle-

she wouldn't.

I jumped out from the bed and rushed to the door. A million thoughts ran through my head as I reached the lobby. She stood there at the counter, leant over and reading something. Maybe a magazine.

A huge part of me was glad she didn't leave, and a huge release was taken off of my shoulders, but that anger still lingered.

As I neared her I seized her and yanked her back. "Harley tell me why I slept for so long?" I growled.

"P....puddin I-I didn't do anything! I don't know what your talking about!" She stuttered, holding her hands up as if that would help.

I stared in her eyes. Trying to figure out if she was lying or not. And if I actually did sleep for that long. But why would I sleep for so long?

I looked at her in confusion. I bared my teeth and my grip became tighter before I threw her against the wall and pinned her there.

Then I remembered.

I softened my grip and she let out a breath she was holding.

"You drugged me."I said experimentally. Wanting to see how she'd react if I stated it as fact, and not an accusation.

Her eyebrows furrowed slightly. As if she was processing what I said. Then she broke out into a fit of laughter, I raised a non existent eyebrow and watched as she laughed hysterically.

"What's so funny?" I snapped, now getting frustrated. I hated when I didn't get a joke.

She just continued laughing like I didn't say anything. I curled my hands into a ball and was ready to swing until suddenly I relaxed and felt no need to hit her. It was like a switch, and it felt like an invisible Harley hugging my heart.

"Heh..."I chuckled, my lips twitching into a smirk.

She soon calmed down and the laughter turned into chuckles which turned into small giggles.

I gave her a bewildered look. I genuinely didn't know what was so funny and it was bothering me.

"Y-you thought I drugged you?!" She giggled breathlessly.