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Pokemon (Not) Pern

So there's this guy in my art class, Ryan, he's a little-... Let's say, different.
Not like, mentally challenged, he's just pretty awkward and hard to be around.
(He's hated me since the beginning of Freshmen year, ever since I told him : "Showers are meant to be taken, Ryan"

((Backstory:
We were playing dodgeball and I was the last one not out on our team, I  paused for about 2 seconds and then Ryan says

"Dodgeballs are meant to be thrown, Rain."

Then I snapped back: "Showers are meant to be taken, Ryan. "))

I'm sorry, but this kid, smells fucking awful. All the time. Even the Gym teacher confronted him about it, he stinks so fucking bad. And that's why no one is usually around him, except the other smelly kids, that and he's just a prick in general.)

But anyway-
We were taking an online test in gym (don't ask, it was like a questionnaire about sports) and I glance to my left-
And see Ryan...
But I don't just see Ryan-
I see Ryan's computer screen..

Google: " Did you mean inappropriate Pokemon pictures?"...

And I kept looking-

Ryan was looking at innapropriate Pokemon pictures.
And what I saw on that screen-
It was-

*Vietnam flashback*

Like Ryan, we get it, you get bored and lonely,considering no one talks to you since you literally smell like shit and garbage, so you gotta look up them anime pics.

I legit saw him staring at a picture of Ash's anime bulge for 5 straight minutes.
Like okay-
I know Ash got cakes-

But he ain't got the full package. 👏

But this girl-

She the real deal.
God- I just love animated, pixilated girls shaking their assets.
Turns me on right away.

But Ryan-
If you see this-

Stop looking up Pokemon Pern before I call the police u sicko :(

Go fantasize about Mudkip licking your balls somewhere other than the classroom :((