Wow, today has started off perfectly.
This morning, I was awoken by the sounds of tornado sirens. I assumed it was a drill, because I checked the forecast and couldn't seen any tornadoes or anything, just rain. But when I arrived at school I was told to go to the basement.
So I went down there and it was fucking crazy down there. We weren't crammed down in the basement, but it was hot and very uncomfortable. So I sat down next to squad and we were singing the fucking "I play Pokemon Go song" the whole time.
Fast forward around 10 minutes, we're finally allowed back upstairs.
But not five seconds after I sit down in homeroom, the announcements come on telling us to GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS
So this time we take our laptops.
We kept playing "OH BABY A TRIPLE" sound at full volume, it was pretty dank.
But then, this kid near us, lets call him S started getting in trouble
S:blah blah blah blah fuck you!
Teacher: Hey, S can you chill with the language please.
S: DID YOU NOT SEE THAT? HE FUCKING KARATE CHOPPED MY ANKLE
Teacher: S, don't make me send you down to the behaviour office
S: IM NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING HE KARATE CHOPPED MY ANKLE
Teacher: Alright, get up. What's your name?
S: Pedro (not his name)
Teacher: Very funny, what's your name.
S: DID YOU NOT HEAR ME. I SAID MY NAME'S PEDRO YOU RETARD.
Teacher: Okay-
S: (gets up) this school retarded omf (mumbling out the door)
There was also a little fight and I can into something/someone and my nose bled a little.
Tornadoes are dank
