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@arizonaH: why can't life be easier? @tylerposey58: because I made the wrong choices

30: stop while you're ahead

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ArizonaH: Victoria secret carpet tonight! Who's ready to get lit?

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@Ellebelle: I'm always lit, I'm litter then Obama

@ArizonaH: you said litter, and to make it official that you're trash let me make a speech

@Gradyharris: are you wearing blue contacts? Cause ur eyes are brown

@ArizonaH: yes sir @Gradyharris

@Hollandroden: you slay my entire existence

@Shelleyhennig: can I literally be you?

@ArizonaH: 'Ellebelle is official trash. My name is Arizona hale and I approve this message.' @ellebelle

@Ellebelle: u lil rat

@Tylerposey58: holy jeez you're hot

@ArizonaH: I know, duh @Tylerposey58

@DylanS: be mY MOM

@ArizonaH: awh my little son!! @DylanS

@Hollandroden: I'm a grandma now! Dylan, we have a grandchild @Dylanobrien

@Dylanobrien: Arizona you look great but sINCE WHEN DID I BECOME THE FATHER

@Codychristian: and the results are in.. Dylan, you ARE the father.

@Ardencho: did u just pull a Maury?

@Codychristian: yes ma'am @Ardencho

@Hollandroden: since we had our little Arizona on August 17 1991 at 9:28am on a rainy day but still sunny

@Dylanobrien: well I'm divorcing you

@Ellebelle: yOUR TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

@Hollandroden: actually little Elle, you stole your own dad. You're dating your dad.

@ArdenCho: EVERYBODY JUST STOP WHILE THEIR AHEAD BABY ARDENS GONNA PUKEEE

@Shelleyhennig. this is wORSE THEN LYDIA KISSING MY DAD

@ArizonaH: everybody shut up and stay calm but still go away because mama needs to go!

@Ellebelle: I feel disgusting

@DylanS: that's because you are disgusting

@Gradyharris: and Dylan strikes back

@Gradyharris: but like hold on a sec, you'RE DATING?

@Ellebelle: no, no were not. No no no no NO!

@Dylanobrien: ouch, if you didn't want to date you could have told me..

@ArizonaH: Dylan stop you're making me sad! I love u father. Elle's just an ass

@ellebelle: what did I do?

@KhylinR: you've done enough damage. @ellebelle

@Ellebelle: who are you? @KhylinR

@KhylinR: a fortune teller @ellebelle

@DylanS: no he's not, he's just a dumbass