Planes and Nose Tampons

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" I'll miss you. You better call me bitch. " So loving, Elli. So loving.

"I will." I said, tears threatening to spill. I hugged Elli tight, not wanting to let go. But of course, I had to.

"Flight 180 to London is now boarding." An annoying nasally voice said over the intercom. Nooooo.

"Well, you better go." Elli whispered, pulling back. I sighed and tried to smile.

I walked down the hallway thingy ((Never been on a plane)). I glared at the side of the plane. I hate flying. Ever since I saw Final Destination I have. Though the planes are better and sturdier, it could STILL randomly blow up. And I don't want to die, I'm too young. I found my seat, behind some woman who smells like cats. I sat in my seat, thankfully near the window.

I popped in a piece of gum, for takeoff, got out my headphones( which look like DJ headphones), and took out my laptop. I turned it on and started to check my twitter.

@xXSexyRedHeadXx: On the plane...so not wanting to be on it. :p

Suddenly I got a reply.

@CrazyBooBoo: @xXSexyRedHeadXx oh shut it. Your going to London, then around the world.

CrazyBooBoo was Elli, don't know how she got THAT name. Note my sarcasm.

"We will now be taking off, please buckle up.*" I sighed and hooked the buckle. I started chewing my gum more, not waiting my ears to pop. Ugh. I hate that feeling. Also when you feel like your stomach drops. Ugh. We are now going smoothly, after the horrible takeoff.

"Miss Attendant lady, can I have a coke please. " I asked. She nodded and went to get it. Oh yeah, I'm drinking it up!

Okay. Never and I mean NEVER. Have ten bottles of coke. I'm on a sugar rush and I SERIOUSLY need to pee. I think someone drugged the bottles... I was bouncing in my seat, ready to flip out on someone. In a plane for 7 hours!* You'd be antsy too.

When we landed I practically flew off the plane screaming; "GOTTA PEE! GOTTA PEE! GOTTA PEE!" What? Don't look at me like that. Plane bathrooms are gross... I zoomed past people, accidentally pushing a kid down, and into the bathroom. Smacking into the door. Ow. That's gonna leave a bruise. I walked in, groaning. Busted my nose. Not even in London 30 minutes and I hurt myself.

I went inside, used the bathroom , then tended to my nose. Not caring, and not having ice, I stuck 2 tampons up my nose. Hey, it worked in that movie. I laughed at how stupid I looked. Two string coming out my nose. Hehe. Its like I stuck spaghetti up my nose.

I walked out, ignoring the stairs, and went to the luggage belt thing. I found my bag and started to walk out, throwing the bloody things in the trash on the way. My nose hurts still but at least it's not bleeding...

I yelled for a cab, ready to go to my new home. I got in and gave the address. He nodded and took off, like he didn't know how to drive. That one video from someone of YouTube came to mind*. I hope he isn't like that...

"We're here. " Thank god, I thought I'd die from ciggerate smoke. I couched and got out, grabbing my suitcase from beside me. He sped off, throwing dirt. I scowled. Rude. I walked up the drive, wanting to turn around and leave. I knocked, hearing shouts and crashes from inside. Oh boy. Why has Elli gotten me into...

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SO I know its short, and in the future it will be longer.  

1st*- never been on a plane or in an airport. Never will.  

2nd*- DesandNate from Vidcon. Haha.

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xX Katie

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