Kairi & Erik (My Alien Romance)

Kairi & Erik Chapter 9 part C

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"Would you stop fidgeting" Erik said giving me an exasperated look. We were riding in his jeep this time as it was too cold out for his motorcycle.

"I'm sorry" I said looking at him contritely "I'm just so excited."

"It's not really that exciting" he replied dryly hanging an arm over the chair seat. I took this opportunity to snuggle up to him in the middle seat. I sniffed his jacket trying to be inconspicuous. He always smelled so good like a mixture of the ocean and sandalwood and something else I couldn't name that gave a slight sweetness to him.

"There's tissue in the glove department" he said raising an eyebrow to me. I pulled back slightly embarrassed and glowered at him.

"I was smelling you thank you very much."

"Yeah and that isn't weird" he replied back teasingly.

"Says the alien" I muttered under my breath.

"Well I don't know you're the one dating an alien so that makes you weirder." I made a face at him and then slouched back into his side.

"So" I said after giving him the silent treatment for a good two minutes (I couldn't last any longer) "what's your place like? Is it under ground?"

"No."

"Is it shaped like a saucer?"

"No."

"Does it have the numbers 55 on it anywhere" I asked innocently.

"Yes, yes it does and I'm really just wearing a human skin. Inside I'm really a tiny green man" He said in a sarcastic drawl. He was being a bit snarkish today as he didn't really want to bring me but I had been pestering him ever since he had promised to.

"Hey" I said hitting him in the arm "no sarcastic remarks required."

"Well you ask a stupid question you get a stupid answer." And we were at again, him yelling and me snapping about nothing really. Finally we were reduced to just throwing insults back and forth.

"Insolent human" (Erik).

"Lilly livered scallywag" (Me, I was running out of insults what can I say).

"Ostentatious Homosapien" (Erik, I mean really couldn't he do any better)

"Cotton-headed ninnymuggins" (Me, haha Elf I love that movie).

"That's not even a real insult" Erik said breaking our insult flinging to sneer down at me.

"Is too" I retorted back and then we were abruptly interrupted by a brown body flashing in front of us. Out of nowhere a deer jumped into the middle of the road.

"Deer deer" I started yelling clutching onto his arm which in hindsight probably wasn't the wisest idea.

"I see the deer" Erik yelled back slamming on his breaks and veering to the side. We missed the deer and went off the road hitting a sign.

The dust hadn't even settled before Erik was grabbing me and asking "are you okay? Are you alright? Did you get hurt at all?"

Just as I was about to reply that I was fine I happened to look up at the sign we had hit that was now crumpled over the jeep and I promptly burst into laughter. Erik stared down at me confused but that only made me laugh more. Finally I pointed at the sign unable to stop laughing long enough to give him an explanation. He glanced up and read it "Warning Deer Crossing." He started smirking at the irony of it.

"Too late" I gasped out before dissolving into another fit of laughter. That started Erik cracking up. To my mortification I started snorting again which only made us laugh harder. We soon were both laughing so hard that tears were running down our faces. That's how he found us. We heard a rap rap on the window. I jump startled to see a face staring down at me with a disdainful look. We both instantly sobered as Shale walked over to Erik's side and pulled the door open.