The Wedding

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*reception starts*
Scorpio : DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
Virgo: Shut it Scorpio! *face palms* This Wedding presentation for school isn't gonna give us an A+ if you don't stop!
Scorpio : Ok Ok I'm sorry! Just continue!
Virgo: Thanks.....
Taurus : Dam I'm so hungry I can't believe I ate 2 plates of food..... and I'm still hungry!
Aries: Taurus..... I really don't give a shit....
Taurus : *scoffs *
Aries : Man I'm so bored.... imma go to the bar and start a drinkin game! *leaves*
Gemini : Aries you're a ....... o.o oh wait wait Wait! *gets into a picture with Scorpio and Aquarius* Alright..... CHEEEEESSSSEEEE! *picture is taken* Alight... carry on... *leaves*
Virgo : *talking to Sagittarius*  I think my personal Wedding will be more tasteful...
Sagittarius : *Not payin attention (focusing on a hot waiter)*
Waiter: Mam can I get you something? *talking to Sagittarius*  Mam?
Sagittarius : how bout a kiss.....
Waiter: excuse me?!
Sagittarius : Ummmm NOTHING! !!!!!!*
Waiter: *walks away*
Leo: And that's how he blew up the island!!! Haha.......
Gemini: Aren't you suppose to be making a toast Leo?!
Leo: Oh yeah..... *faints*
Aquarius: *to busy wondering if anyone noticed that the wedding gifts were actually birthday gifts....* umm anyone notices this... Picses?
Pisces : *drunk and whining* Oh Aquarius! This isn't my wedding *cries* .......... *stops* Wait.... Cap are you sure this is gonna make the cut?...... Cap?!
Capricorn : *tries to leave without anyone noticing*
Libra and Cancer: *tries to catch the bouquet (oh boy.......)*

The End

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