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T W O ; Kitten

"Did you just call me a prostitute?"

Secretly, Yoongi hid an internal amused smile. What an idiot, he thought to himself, continuing to give a glare to the confused and shocked boy.

His orange hair flopped against his chubby cheeks as he shook his head quickly. "O-of course not! If you were one you wouldn't be at this grocery store, you'd be at St. Laurent or some shit."

"What's wrong with this store? Is my job not good enough for you or something?" Yoongi proceeded to tease him, the flustered Jimin flashing his bright eye smile and giving a nervous laugh.

"No, no. Let's start over, shall we?" His cheeks flushed an embarrassed crimson.

"Let's not. I'm going to continue stacking these shelves and then I will meet you at the counter to ring up your food. That is it, you are not getting in my pants."

"U-um but I didn't get your name! I'm Park Jimin, and you are?" Jimin deadpanned.

"Taken." He spat, pushing the last cherry coke onto the shelf.

Jimin followed the boy to the counter and set his things down, waiting for them to be rang up.

"That was a joke right? You're single?" Jimin chuckled anxiously. There was no way Namjoon would select him for the bet if he weren't single.

"I guess you'll just have to figure it out." He shrugged and put Jimin's groceries in recyclable bags.

"Was that supposed to be taken flirtatiously?" Jimin hinted with a smirk, his cheeks slightly bunching up at the two sides of his face like somewhat of a chipmunk.

"Didn't your parents teach you not to trust strangers?" Yoongi met his eyes and gave a disinterested expression, shaking his head.

"Yeah, but I'm sure they'd understand if they saw you." He slowly bit his lip and looked the mint boy directly in the eyes, not affecting Yoongi's mood at all whatsoever. If he had affected him, it wasn't evident on his face, as a deeper frown was settling.

"Listen kid, though this job is shitty it's still my job and I still try my best, so if you could hold off the stalkerish tendencies until after my shift that would be great."

There was a short pause in which Jimin tapped his chin in thought before replying "So you want me to come back after your shift?"

Yoongi frustratingly sighed before forcing a half-assed smile and squeezing out the words "Have a nice day." in an aggravated tone. Jimin didn't notice this action and instead gave a cheeky smile and stated "I will now."

While carrying his bags to the automatic doors he didn't realize Yoongi was boring holes in the back of his head (and honestly ass) with his eyes, until his next customer cleared his throat and wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.

"So, you going to tap that or can I?"

A slight blush made way on his face while he shook his head softly, realizing he had been caught.

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"Wow Chim Chim, that was probably the worst tumble you've had yet. I wonder if you can recover from that." Hoseok tusked, patting his friends back sympathetically.

"You don't think it went well? He suggested for me to see him after work." Jimin gave a surprised expression, kind of astonished that Hoseok didn't see the so-called 'obvious tension' he believed was settled between the two.

"He called you a stalker."

"Playful banter!" Jimin offered from the kitchen, continuing to meticulously slice the cabbage that would soon make its way to their stomachs.