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O N E ; The Bet

A/n; I am yoonmin trASh fuUuck, enjoy!

Jungkook, Hoseok, and Namjoon were all giving Jimin knowing glares as he confidently propped his feet up on the small circular table.

"I'm just really fuckable. I could get anyone's dick in this room." He shrugged with a cocky grin.

"You're all talk!" Namjoon shook his head at him, flashing his dimples with a mocking expression.

"Hyung's right, every time you attempt to flirt with a guy he thinks you're weird. You approach in a strange way." Jungkook stated matter-of-factly. It wasn't completely false, but Jimin was still captivating enough to be able to receive excessive amounts of attention from both genders.

Horse face decided to interject, saying "Yeah, remember when you tried to hook up with Jin-" but his sentence was quickly cut off when Namjoon glared at him, sending a warning signal. His grin was consistently erased from his face, a cautious frown replacing the playful smile.

Jin and Namjoon were like an old married couple. They mutually bicker all the time, they boss the group around like they are their children, and Jin is so pretty he could pass as a wife sometimes. They're honestly so cute it's gross.

Namjoon seems like the perverted single guy in every comedic sitcom, but he truly only has eyes for Jin. But maybe that's because if he didn't, Jin would toss him out of the window. It's difficult to tell who wears the pants in the relationship.

"Well maybe if someone had told me he was dating Jin I wouldn't have tried anything!" Jimin retaliated, sticking his tongue out at Namjoon.

"Whatever. Listen, you may have chocolate abs and a magical ass, but your flirting is way too obvious. Based on that, you can't get everyone."

"Well all you have is good flirting skills and look how far you've gone, hyung!" He poked fun at him, earning a gentle thump upside the head.

Hoseok obnoxiously giggled and bit into a large slice of pizza, the thick red sauce clinging to his chin.

"You're so disgusting." Jimin scoffed playfully at him, resulting in Hoseok giving a toothy grin. It could've been cute, however his mouth was full of food so it was actually quite disturbing.

After an awkward pause and a shudder from Hoseok's disturbing actions, Namjoon jolted up in his seat.

"I have an idea." He wiggled his eyebrows, resting his jaw on top of his palm.

"It doesn't involve breaking windows this time does it?" Kookie asked hesitantly, the memory playing in all of their minds including Jimin's.

Basically even though Namjoon is the intelligent one in their group, if common sense plastered itself on the back of his hand he still wouldn't understand. His brain is smart but his actions are not.

In this specific example however, he decided to write a love letter and tie it to a large rock with a pastel ribbon. I'm sure you understand exactly what happened afterwards, but I'll put it in details.

Namjoon really wanted to express his feelings to Jin, so he had the entire group go with him to Jin's house so that he could throw the rock on his boyfriend's balcony at 2 in the morning. Little did he know that 1.) He was at the wrong window and 2.) That Jin's father was in town visiting his son. This big ass rock was thrown with such force that it slammed into the window and shattered the glass into countless pieces. Jin's dad darted out onto the balcony screeching at the top of his lungs.

From what they bickered about hearing, they eventually agreed to remember hearing "Whoever threw this damn rock is a dead bastard! You hear?! I'm calling the fucking cops you psychotic asshole!"