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F I V E ; Advice

"Hoseokie. I never thought I'd ask you for flirting tips but give me mercy and please help me!" Jimin frowned to his best friend and furiously shook him, causing the other boy to fall backwards off of the tan leather couch. Hoseok could have been angry. But instead he laughed and playfully slapped Jimin's thigh, the body part closest to him. Jimin glared and smacked his best friend upside the head.

"Idiot. Get off the floor and aid me! I need support right now." Jimin whined, not bothering to hide the fact that he was indigent.

"You're the one who put me here in the first place." Hoseok grumbled and obeyed his friend, ascending up the couch's side and back to his previous seat.

"Thanks Seokie." Jimin grinned and awaited the arrival of useful advice. Unfortunately, it took Hoseok a moment or two to make up a vague piece of advice under pressure.

"Aish, he's not into the whole flirting thing, right?"

Jimin paused for a moment to rethink all of this before softly nodding.

"If you truly want his attention, be yourself. I know, cliché, but seriously just act yourself around him and he'll easily fall for you like everyone else."

"What are you saying hyung? I don't want him to fall for me." Jimin pouted and picked at his cuticles. "Should I really be myself?"

Hoseok resisted the urge to roll his eyes and furiously nodded. "Yes, trust me."

"Okay." After a few moments of silence, Jimin broke it and stated "Legally Blonde?"

To which the opposite grinning boy nodded his head and replied with, "You know me so well."

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"So, Jimin?" Jin smirked at Yoongi who gave a confused shrug.

"What about him?" He suspiciously countered, an eyebrow perked.

"He asked me about you. He totally has a crush on you."

"What? No way. He just tries to fuck with me." He waved it off but Jin just shook his head with a small smile.

"Whatever you say. If you like him, make a move. This is a great opportunity for you." Jin batted his eyelashes and continued stirring the soup he'd prepared for the boys.

"Opportunity? For what? You know dating isn't really my favorite." He mumbled and stared at the soup with an empty stomach.

"You just don't like small talk. All of us know you're a major fan of cuddles, and Jimin obviously is too. You like being in relationships, you just dislike having to reach that point in which you're comfortable with each other."

"Yeah, yeah Dr. Phil." Jin gaped at Yoongi's reply in disbelief.

"Do you realize what you've just done?" Yoongi shook his head with a careless expression, as per usual. "First off, I am way more handsome than that ancient raisin. Secondly, that's all you have to say from my well-thought and polished advice?"

"Sorry? Anyways, no more talk about Jimin. I kind of want an appetite when I eat." Yoongi muttered and clutched his growling stomach.

"I am your second mother, is this all of the manners you've learned from my raising?" Jin gasped in disappointment and thumped his friend upside the head with the clean wooden spoon he had been holding.

"Aish." Yoongi grumbled and held the throbbing area that was likely to bruise within a day or two.

"That's right. Now go off to the others, I'm almost finished." Jin needed concentration for his culinary skills, which the younger boy understood. So he left him alone and joined the obnoxious boys and girl in the living room.