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When BTS tease you.

|Kim Seokjin|

RapperJin: Y/n-ah, I was about to eat the lunch you made for me...

RapperJin: But....

RapperJin: It smells so bad that I almost questioned why I like you (">_<)

RapperJin: Jagi, don't try to do this again, okay ? :)

You: I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU KIM SEOKJIN

RapperJin: It's just so bad, Jagiya XD

You: DONT YOU EVER FACE ME AGAIN

RapperJin: I think, Namjoon-ah cooks more edible food than you, Jagi :D

RapperJin: Can I throw it away ?

You: Yeah you can and do me a favor.

You: Jump off the building from the top floor for me, please ? :)

RapperJin: Hahahahahaha !!!

You: Or I'll prepare something REALLY special for you when you come back home ;) hehehehe

RapperJin: I might want to bring cops with me too tho...

RapperJin: I don't want to die without any witness in the house :)

You: Dont worry. I'll be the witness of the slaughter that will happen when you came home :D

RapperJin: OMFG Jagiya XD

|Min Yoongi|

Yaboiagustd: What the actual fuck ?

Yaboiagustd: Jagiya ?!

Yaboiagustd: You made a song ?!

You: What's wrong with that ?! I put my soul into it !

Yaboiagustd: Are you sure you're not drunk when you wrote this ?

Yaboiagustd: "I love honey syrup in pancakes and hot choco on a gloomy weather"

Yaboiagustd: You call that lyrics ?

You: YAH

You: ITS NOT FUNNY

Yaboiagustd: "I hit my toe and it's so Aaaaahhhh !!!!!"

Yaboiagustd: What are you writing ? A parody ?

You: I. HATE. YOU.

Yaboiagustd: Here's another one.

Yaboiagustd: "I like a world that's full of ponies where me and hobi jumps around"

Yaboiagustd: I'm laughing so damn hard because of you XD

You: YOU ARE NOW FORBIDDEN TO COME CLOSE TO ME

Yaboiagustd: It's just so funny XD I thought a toddler sent this to me.

Yaboiagustd: Please jagiya, do more of this. It gives me confidence.

You: Why..??

Yaboiagustd: Now, I can proudly say that I'm such a great songwritter ;)

*You blocked Yaboiagustd*

|Jung Hoseok|

Importantbusinesseu: Jagi...?

Importantbusinesseu: You wrote a rap for me...?

Importantbusinesseu: Why...?

You: Just for fun :) I'm bored

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