I'm Me and He's Chuck Bass (A gossip girl fan fiction)

Chapter 4: A Rude Awakening

"You, get up!" I hear a girl yelling at me. I open my eyes and find Blaire looking at me.

"What..." I groan.

"What do you think you are doing here?" She says, I groan again.

"I think that I’m trying to sleep, go away." I say rolling over on the bed.

She takes the sheets and makes me face her.

"Get up. Now." I groan again... what was her problem. I am obviously trying to sleep! I feel to tired to think.

"Whyyyyyyyyy." I moan. I feel her hands press up on the side of my body.

"Wow you are so heavy." I shrug, then later scream when I fall onto the floor from Blaire pushing me.

"OW! NOT COOL!" I say standing.

"Well now that you are up I can interrogate you," She looks at me and continues," What are you doing in chucks room?" She says having her arms crossed.

"What did it look like I was doing? I was obviously sleeping." I say. She looked around the room. Yeah, I’m in chucks room. It’s not what you think! I didn’t sleep with chuck. I just spent the night here to keep him from inviting prostitutes into his home. As soon as chuck came over to the apartment I took my food and left. Leaving Vanessa with a smirk on her face and a Dan with a look that could kill. I thought that Dan would be have a better writing career, NOT behind bars.

"I will ask again... what are you doing in chucks room." She says obviously looking jealous.

"Its not what you think," I say sighing, "I was trying to keep the peace... Nothing else."

"What do you mean?" she asks following me as I walk out of chucks room.

"I took Chuck out of a sticky situation with Dan. And kept him from getting prostitutes. Really, I think that you should thank me... Since you obviously still have feelings for him." I stop where I stand... Oops.

"Excuse me." She says with the 'do you have any idea who you are talking to' look. I just smirk at her, making her think that it didn’t just slip out of my mouth.

"You know, it’s really obvious that you are still in love with him. Why else would you have gotten rid of what’s her name?" God... I am so terrible with names. I was being a tad mean, but hey. What could I say; she was sort of making me angry. But that was only because she woke me up... Now that is something that you NEVER do to me. But I felt bad for her, I could read people very easily and I could tell from the looks of her, she had never really stopped loving Chuck.

She just stands there speechless, "I know why you did it. And I could never know the pain that you had felt when you saw that Chuck had changed. The fact that you were stuck heartbroken after trying to change Chuck into a good man, and failed. But then another girl came into the picture and did what you couldn’t do... And that was make Chuck Bass a good man." I say. Wow, two minutes out of bed and I was already talking like I had written this out before hand.

She looks at me, tears swelling up in her eyes and runs into the elevator and I run after her. Only making it into the elevator before it closed. "What do you think you are doing?" She says, wiping her face.

I look at her and say, " I think, that I am trying to start us off on a better note, and I also hate it when people dislike me. Which actually happens a lot."

She looks at me and says, "I wonder why..." She looks away thinking with a devious look on her face, "I have been trying to find another minion to join my forces against chuck, and I think that you are the perfect fit."

I look at her and smile, "No, I don’t want to be a minion. Plus I am friends with Chuck... I’m not a double crosser." I say.

She just waits a few minutes and then says with her hand gestures, "Ew, your Wal-Mart perfume is drowning out my Chanel 5." She says. The door then opens and she walks out, turns around and says, "You never would have made a good minion anyway, you're too.... Poor, ugly, and nice... I don’t do nice." She then turns back around and walks out of my view.

"Well, there goes trying to be nice for a change." A man then walks into the elevator and I am suddenly self-conscious. I have not brushed my teeth, hair, and I need some serious deodorant.

It is a very awkward ride on the elevator and I am relieved when the man gets off. I needed to change, and I needed to change quickly. Before Chuck got back, or did he even leave... I really need to get my crap together... Geez.

I walk out of the elevator and to the kitchen, I was hungry. I open the refrigerator door and look around. Alcohol, alcohol, and (guess what) more alcohol (shocker.). I didn’t see any food that looked appetizing so I close the fridge and walk to Chuck’s room. I felt weird. I had a little, no, not a little... I had a HUGE crush on Chuck. But I don’t think that I would ever admit it to him.

His hair always looked perfect, he had an amazing body... But he did have the fashion sense of a gay man. But who cares... I think that he may be the straightest man that I have ever met. But then again, the straightest man on TV is actually gay in real life (just if you didn’t know who it was, its Barney Stinson/ Neil Patrick Harris). So you never know. I think for a minute then say, 'no', I don’t think he’s gay.

I then turn on the light in his closet. Wow, this guy had a lot of purple. I smile, that does seem to be his favorite color. Wow, I was major crushing. If that is even a phrase. I laugh at myself. This guy had more pairs of shoes then I did. That really didn’t mean a thing... My shoe collection involves Adidas sneakers, Converses that are two sizes too big (I had not tried the pair on, then found out that it was a size eight in men’s AFTER I bought it), and flip-flops... That’s it.

What am I doing in here? I ask myself. I walk out and find Chuck in his room looking at his phone. Smiling.

"What is it?" I ask.

"I guess that your friends in town." He says.

"Who Jenny?" She was basically my only friend, other than Chuck. But I don’t really know what we are.

He nods and I walk past him. "I will see you tomorrow." I say. Not wanting to be too close to him because of my stinky breath.

"Already? I thought that we could have a little alone time." He says in his seductive voice.

"And I like the new addition to your... Um, apartment. Now you can watch football and love it." I say changing the subject. And of course the best way of changing a subject was using the television.

"Bye." I say then pressing on the button and walking into the elevator. First stop, cleaning up at my place, then seeing Jenny.

Maybe she can tell my about how Chuck took her virginity and forgot to tell me. Oh, yeah. I found that out last night... It explained EVERYTHING.