Not Mine
Mom: Everything ok? Haven't heard from you in a few days!
Matthew: Yup. Sorry ma. I just came out of the closet.
Mom: Oh Matthew! That is great.
Mom: I always had a hunch.
Mom: I love you no matter what. So does your father.
Matthew: Holy Shiite I'm not gay ma
Matthew: I meant coming out of the clinic now. Autocorrect.
Mom: Oh I see.
Matthew: The real issue is, you think I am gay???
