Crazy ass

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"So your saying that I was high because of your," I poke Cole in his moobs and glare at him angrily,"drugged up fucking cupcakes!"

"Well he did warn you the first time when he slapped the cupcake away but you just ignored him picked up another one, and practically inhaled it before we could say anything!"

"Lemme tell you a little story," I say barely containing my anger, "When you put a cupcake or any other form of edible thing in front of me, no matter what it is I will eat it because that's what you do with food!"

I turn slightly so I can glare at everyone,"Now someone please tell me who the fuck drew a llama on my face!" I was seething on the outside but inwardly praised whoever drew it, it was a hella fine llama.

"TY!" Everyone shouts pointing at Ty who was now crouching down behind me, thinking I couldn't see him.

"Well then," I turn around and grab Ty immediately pulling him into a hug/chokehold, "I love it!"

I hear Ethan quietly mutter to Cole,"You sure she's not eaten anymore of those cupcakes, still looks quite out of it to me."

I tune out of their conversation and miss how Cole looks at me fondly and mutters back, "Nah that's just her crazy ass personality on show."

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"Okay so tomorrow is the drug raid," Cole says, "All we have to do is go in and out, grab the drugs and go undetected by Silas' men."

"What if you get caught?" I say with a stop-acting-so-goddamn-far-up-your-own-ass-kinda-voice.

"Well we won't," Cole rolls his eyes, blatantly ignoring how I chocked on my own spit and was now being hit on the back my Steve.

"Well first of all, what if there is a tiny possibility that you do get caught. What then?" I say also rolling my eyes.

"Well then we shoot 'em all and get out of there with the drugs," Cole says conversationally.

"Second of all, WE?" I say pointing to myself and all the guys.

"Yup, your our hostage so if we leave you unattended you'll probably run for it and blab on us to the police." I'm about to protest when he carries on,"Actually you'd probably get lost on the way home and wind up raped and macheted to pieces on some abandoned railway track."

Our mouthes dropped open, "So basically, we saved you. Be happy."

With that Cole walked out to his evil lair, I could almost hear his evil villainous laugh as I sulked on the sofa.

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I'll update the rest Tommorow morning, I've been going through some stuff so I'm gonna have to update slowly.

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