Beep beep beep
My sperm goes off I slam my hand in it and wake up to the smell of my mom taking a shit ugh she's a fag. I put in my bra and shorty shorts and go to school.
I walk in and everyone is staring at me.they must think I look hot.
I sit down and put my crop top on becaus its cold as shit and my crocs aren't helping me.
Been
The bel goes and Mrs dick walks straight in and sits down on the chat and it breaks we laugh but as soon as well laugh a boy that looks Liek jake from State Farm walks in.
"Ur late faggot!"
Mrs dock yels at him
"Hey bitch shut up he's not a faggot his name sinjake from State Farm!"
She just gives me the finger and the boy sits down next to the empty seat neckt to meh.
He's so hawt I wanna have his kids.
Find out what happens neckt
This is a joke so chill just putting that out there.
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Adventureass sweet is under my chari I look to the side of me and see a boy with chaped leps he smiling et me I smile back and wave st him I'm about to say something when Mrs dick yells at us 4 talkin I git mad at him and pench him in the face ass he falls t...
