*the description because I'm lazy af and don't wanna re write it*
As I talkle him he takes off his pants and see his gient vagina sticking out of his panties
"Jake from State Farm why is ur vagina so big"
"Because I used it Wright"
He said as he tried taking his pants down but I slapped him te fave and he got knocked out and died.
Jk
He passed out
"What t u staring do ur homework ugly pieces of shit why do u even bother at this point just give it up it me"
"And u don't even go hete!"
I stand up and punch Mrs dick in te face and she dies and blood is cumin Out of her eyes
I grab kale froms Tate farm and drag him to meh house
We get there and I put him in my bed and watch him sleep wowbhes so fugly like why has he git small nipples and indkont like how he had bette eyelashes has md.
Shsuehrbfj
He walks up and starts to mumble strange thing
"JAKE FRON STATE DORA SHUT THE FUCK UP!'
He just stares at me as jeopardy music starts playing from my pissy
"Oh mah gawd"
"JAKE FROMS TATE FIRM HELP IM CUCUMBERING"
He gets up and goes to my bathroom I hear him grave a towel and put it under the water he cums back and throws the towel on me face.
"Ow"
I say as I take the towel off mah face and stare at him
"It's jakob"
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No hate intended fam it's a joke
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rolf's crusty sweatshirt
Pertualanganass sweet is under my chari I look to the side of me and see a boy with chaped leps he smiling et me I smile back and wave st him I'm about to say something when Mrs dick yells at us 4 talkin I git mad at him and pench him in the face ass he falls t...
