How Harry's Fifth Year could have gone

You Serious?

"Step it up boy and give me a cup of tea!" Demanded aunt Petunia. "How long does it take you to make me some coffee?" Roared uncle Vernon. "Did you forget about my cookies?" Dudley shouted.

Harry worked twice as hard now, but the water did not boil and the cookies were still in the oven. The two fatty's and the beanstalk would have to wait for a moment. Ever since the dementors attacked him, they grew more commanding and harsher towards Harry.

Yeah... Thought that was quite impossible too.

Suddenly, aunt Petunia had a bad feeling.

"I suddenly have a bad feeling." Aunt Petunia stated. "Me too" Uncle Vernon said. "As if we are forgetting something." "I don't feel anything but HUNGER!" Dudley shouted and his stomach growled in agreement.

"Oh Dudley Wudley, you will have some food as soon as the LAZY BOY IS DONE IN THAT KITCHEN!" Aunt Petunia screeched. Harry checked the time. 4 minutes and the cookies were finished. Ooh lord...

Uncle Vernon shot out of his seat. Good thing, it broke down the second he stood up under the massive weight. But he did not mind.

"The gardening awards! For the best garden! We forgot!" Aunt Petunia rose and moved towards Harry.

"It is all your fault! If you had sped up or reminded us it would never have happened!" Harry knew there was a world of trouble. But then, a strange woman with pink hair entered the room.

"Hiya Harry", the woman greeted. Harry waved back awkwardly.

"Who are you and what are you doing in my house?", uncle Vernon barked.

"I am miss Tonks, auror and here for Harry Potter."

"What?"

"Hi Harry", another man entered.

"Professor Lupin!" Harry cheered and gave the werewolf a big hug.

"All right, verry touchy, but would you KEEP MOVING!" Mad-Eye Moody shouted out of nowhere.

"Missed you too Professor Moody", Harry smiled. "Professor? I did not give many classes in that trunk, did I?" Moody responded.

Dudley was trying to hide and grabbing his butt in the corner. He was probably afraid of growing another pig tail. Petunia tried to calm down, but it did not work. Vernon was steaming and huffing like an enraged rhinoceros, but did not dare to speak.

Lupin looked at the muggle family with disapproval in his eyes. Sirius had told him tales about how they treated Harry and so did the rest of them. He signaled to Tonks and Moody. They nodded and Lupin grinned. Time for revenge...

"Is this how you welcome guests? Step it up and give me a cup of tea!", Remus demanded. "How long does it take you to make me some coffee?", Tonks said. "Did you forget about my cookies!", Moody barked.

While Harry wandered where that behavior came from the Dursleys sped towards the kitchen for safety and satisfy the angry wizards.

"Sweet revenge", Remus grinned.

Harry and Tonks smirked.

"So, have you packed your school trunk jet?" Mad-Eye asked.

"Eeeeh"

"Go pack your school trunk! You always have to prepare for anything!" Mad-Eye demanded and Harry and Tonks sped towards Harry's room.

"These muggles are so tidy" Tonks noticed."