Prank (Joshua Hong)-completed-

2.7

3 days. 3 fucking days. Joshua felt like he was going to puke due to nervousness and excitement. what if his flight crashes? what if she's an actual bitch in real life?

all these possibilities were clouding his mind he didn't even realise Jeonghan standing next to him asking him what he wanted for dinner, "Joshua.. Josh.. JOSH!" he yelled into the American boys ear.

"AH WHAT?" Josh jumped at the long haired boys sudden change in tone. Jeonghan waved a tale out menu in front of him "what you want?" he asks an eyebrow raised as he patiently awaited the ginger boys answer.

he blankly stared at the menus whilst his mind thought up every bad possible situation that could happen when he met the girl. he definitely didn't want any of those things to happen but his mind couldn't help but spiral down the dark, dark parts of his brain that make him want to stay inside all day and watch Pokémon for the rest of his life.

of course Jeonghan notices that the boy had now taken almost 10 minutes of blankly staring at the same part of the menu, so he put his hand on Joshua's back in attempts of comforting him. "it will be okay, I bet she will freak out and hug you and be all happy and you will all be happy and it will be okay.." he rambled, trailing of at the end and looking down before speaking up again "what you eating?" he asked once again looking at the short haired boy as he lamely mumbled a "whatever you're having".

ally was sitting in a chair with a needle in her arm. not the most comfortable way to spend your Tuesday evening. she wanted to text Josh so bad, but didn't want to wake him, even though he was laying in bed blankly staring at his white ceiling.

her phone lit up and she looked down to see a message from the boy pop up.

josh🐝: I can't sleep :((

josh🐝: I love sleep though :(((

ally💕: what can I do to help?

josh🐝: talk to me until I'm sleepy

ally💕: okay

ally💕: how was your day?

Josh🐝: meh practise and stuff

ally💕: when you put it like that it sounds really boring

josh🐝: kinda is

josh🐝: what are you doing?

ally💕: chemo and stuff buT I GET TO LEAVE IN LIKE TWO DAYS

josh🐝: AND IT WILL BE YOUR BIRTHDAY

ally💕: I'll be able to drink legally lmaooo

josh🐝: you're turning 18? don't you have to be 21?

ally💕: not like pretty much every where else but America

josh🐝: oii

ally💕:holy shit a giant clump of hair fell out

ally💕: (image attached)

josh🐝: ew they look like pubes

ally💕: tf kinda pubes so you have??

josh🐝: who said they were mine?

ally💕: bet you're saying that cus you haven't even grown your first one

josh🐝: hey just cus I will most likely not get my first facial hair for like another 19273682 years thanks to the Asian gene doesn't mean I don't have any pubes

ally💕: whatever bruh

josh🐝: THERES A SPIDER ON MY FUCKIBG WALL FUCKING FUCKMKKKKSMWNAN

ally💕: big boy scared of spiders?

josh🐝: noWS NOT THE FUCKING TIME

josh🐝: (image attached)

ally💕: hoLY SHIT MAN FLEE THE FUCKING COUNTRY COME LIVE WITH ME

josh🐝: k !!

ally💕: seRIOUSLY PACK YOUR BAGS, PACK YOUR KIDS, PACK YOUR FUCKING THERAPIST THAG YOU WILL NEED AFTER HAVING SEEN THAT THING AND MIVE TO THE U OF THE K ELIZABETH WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU YOU SHALL BE SAFE !!

ally💕: what even..

josh🐝: lmao same

ally💕: is it gone?

josh🐝: yes our manly ass leader got rid of it

josh🐝:.... only cus he lost rock, paper, scissors though....

ally💕: hah poor papa coups

josh🐝: haha

josh🐝: Jeonghan insists of sleeping in me bed cus it the furthest of where the spider was

josh🐝: and he's taking up all my space

ally💕: you're sharing? cute

josh🐝: I'm not sleeping in his bed the spider was there it's babies may be there

ally💕: fair enough

ally💕: I feel dizzy and sick and everything hurts and ugh

josh🐝: aww poor baby girl...

josh🐝: I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

josh🐝: well I kinda did but LIKE NOT REALLY

ally💕: hah why are you so nervous?

josh🐝: cus I am idk

ally💕: my session is almost over and you need sleep so goodnight sleepy boy 😘

josh🐝: night night princess 👑

I cba to proof read pls don't hate me fam