Osomatsu has changed the group's name to 'Pine Boys'
Osomatsu has changed Karamatsu's name to 'Pain'
Osomatsu has changed Choromatsu's name to 'Fap'
Osomatsu has changed Ichimatsu's name to 'Nya'
Osomatsu has changed Jyushimatsu's name to 'Hustle Muscle'
Osomatsu has changed Todomatsu's name to 'Satan'
---Nya: What the
Satan: Why is my name Satan??
Fap: I'm going to strangle you
Osomatsu: Kinky lmao
Nya has changed Osomatsu's name to 'Pachinko Dick'
Nya: Now we're even.
Pachinko Dick: What kind of grudge do you have against me
Pain: Why is my name pain? I don't want to cause pain to others ;(
Nya: Because your literal pain, Shittymatsu
Fap: You're*
Nya: Shut your up
Pachinko Dick: 'Shut your up'
Pain: Non, non, non, Osomatsu. Don't bully your younger brothers.
Nya: Shut up, filth
Pain: BUT I wAS DEFENDING YOU
Nya: I don't need you to defend me, die.
Pain: :(
Pachinko Dick: Ok but where are you guys
Nya: In an alley
Pain: On the roof ;)
Fap: .
Satan: I'm in the same room as you, nii-san
Pachinko Dick: CHOROFAPPYSKI IS FAPPIGn
Fap: NO IM NOT YOU DIVK
Pachinko Dick: Totty, go check
Satan: Ok!!
Satan: HE IS FAPPIFN NII-SAN, hE'S CHASIGF ME DOWN HTE STIARS
Pachinko Dick: DON'T RUN AND TEXT
Nya: What the
Pachinko Dick: I TOLD YOy NOT TO RUN AND TEXT
Fap: ASSHOLES
Nya: Ouch
Satan: IM OKAY
Pachinko Dick: good
Satan: :3
Fap: I hate all of you
Pachinko Dick has muted the group for 2 hours
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【Chatroom Matsu】
FanfictionOnce upon a time, there were six shitty NEETs.. who became even shittier when they got phones - [The art of the sextuplets belong to Soproxi on DeviantArt] [Story © Me]