【Chatroom Matsu】

【Six】

Note >
Sweet Jesus this book is some cringey bullshit
On another note, thanks for the chapter ideas mates :>
Two chapters will surround one idea ^^~
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Pachinko dick has changed his name to Nii-san

Nii-san: Oi

Nii-san: Ichimatsu, u on?

Nya: Yeah

Nya: Why

Nii-san: Oh ok

Nii-san: How abt Karamatsu???

Nya: idk and idc about that shittymatsu

Pain: Hello, my dear burazzas, I am here~ How are you on this spontaneous evening?

Nya: Speak of the devil.

Nii-san: Anyway

Nii-san: I was thinking about something that happened a while back

Nya: ?? What thing

Nii-san: oh, it was that one time I caught Karamatsu on top of you

Nya: .

Pain: Ah- that incident.

Nii-san: What I was thinking about was,, both of u were acting strange?

Nii-san: Like, Kara punched me twice ?? and didn't wanna go to the horse races with me

Nii-san: Then Ichi kept ending his sentences with 'Nya'

Nii-san: It rlly wasn't like u guys lol

Nii-san: Wait....

Nii-san: Kara, you, had messy hair that day.. Even though you claimed you had a cold..

Nii-san: But when I saw you on top of Ichi, your hair wasn't messy at all,,

Nii-san: Wait

Nii-san: Could it be

Nii-san: oH MY GOD ICHIMATSU DRESSED IN KARAMATSU'S CLOTHES

Nii-san: SCREAMING

Nya: ..

Pain: ,,, Ichi

Nya: ,,,,,What is it, Shittymatsu?

Pain: why did you dress in my clothes?

Nya: I

Nya: It's because

Nya: Uh,

Nya: .,,,I like your painful fashion style,,

Pain: Ichi.... I never knew you felt that way before!

Nya: Stop talking about it, Shittymatsu

Pain: But that's so cute, the way you admire my fashion sense.

Pain: And I'm surprised it came from you! I thought you despised me the most, really.

Nya: I

Nya: Ugh

Nya: I lost my dignity

Nii-san: LOL GAY

Nya: shut the fuck up Osomatsu nii-san

Pain: Ichimatsu, do you want me to buy new clothes for you? Since you're technically a Karamatsu boy now, you should follow in my footsteps

Nya: Yes

Nya: NO

Nya: I MEAN

Nya: WHO WANT'S TO FOLLOW IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS, SHITTYMATSU

Pain: Don't hide your admiration for me, my Karamatsu boy ~

Nii-san: WHEEZE THIS IS GAY AS FUC

Fap: Osomatsu nii-san, Ichimatsu is wailing about his lost dignity on the floor

Nii-san: Oh lol

Nii-san: he should be proud that he's a Karamatsu boy now, since he likes Kara's fashion and all

Fap: Ehhhhhh

Fap: Oh, Nyaa-chan's concert is starting soon, I'm gonna be late, bye

Nii-san: ah k

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