You return home from the nightclub at 3:00 in the morning. Louis is awake and when you come in he sits you dwon questioning you.
"Why were you late?"
" Iz wuuz ennjoyiinn li...."
"What?"
"Enjoying lifffeee."
He puts his hand up for an epic facepalm and gets back to the questions.
"HOW!?!"
" well there was did guy..."
"WHAT!?!"
"And we scewed up his house and then took shots."
He just kisses you and pat your head so you say:
"When did We geta a parakeet?"
*Le frustration*
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