Drunk when he is sober ( Louis)

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You return home from the nightclub at 3:00 in the morning. Louis is awake and when you come in he sits you dwon questioning you.

"Why were you late?"

" Iz wuuz ennjoyiinn li...."

"What?"

"Enjoying lifffeee."

He puts his hand up for an epic facepalm and gets back to the questions.

"HOW!?!"

" well there was did guy..."

"WHAT!?!"

"And we scewed up his house and then took shots."

He just kisses you and pat your head so you say:

"When did We geta a parakeet?"

*Le frustration*

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