Dan and Phil Oneshots / Imagines

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YALL GET FUCKING READ FOR THIS SHIT , I WROTE THIS A WHILE AGO BUT SOME FRIENDS TOLD ME TO PUBLISH IT SOOOO HERE WE GO -- SEE YOU IN HELL --
(ITS SO CRINGY IM SORRY)
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I was texting with my boyfriend of 3 1/2 years, as he sent the text that would begin it all ....

"Why don't you come over for some .... Medic and Phil 😏😏"

I laughed so loud when I read that.
"*Neflix. Reread your messages you spork."

"Fuck off 😂. You're killing the vibe."

"1. What vibe? 2. I think you killed it yourself with that typo."

"I just realised that you swore! You never swear"

I was genuinely surprised at my boyfriends action.
"I only swear when I'm around you baby, something about you just...turns me on 😏"

I gulped -hard- when I read that.
"Oh really?"

"Yesss 😏"

"I wonder how much long I could .... Make you last 😉"

"Fuck baby. Don't do this to me. You know what you do to me when you act like this."

"Act like what?" I smirked at the message I was about to send...

"Daddy?"

As I hit send I got a rush of adrenaline.
"Holy shit baby boy don't do this. Don't be a naughty boy, or else Daddy will have to punish you. We don't want that, do we?"

My eyes were the size of the moon as I read his words.

"Maybe I do want you to punish me, Daddy."

"Mmm baby. Keep talking like that, you're doing wonders for me baby."

After I didn't reply for about 10 minutes, he texted again.

"Babyboy?"

And again.

"Babe? Hello?"

Aaand again... But I didn't reply to any of these because I was busy driving to his house.

"Hello? Dan? Are you there?"

"Did I scare you off? I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable babe."

As I read the message I rang the doorbell and put my phone in my pocket as I sent one last message...

"You didn't scare me off Daddy. If anything I want you more. I just wish I was there to pleasure you Daddy 😫"

He opened the door as soon as he read the message and looked up. I jumped onto him and attacked him with hugs.
"I missed you Daddy!"

I said and kissed him on the cheek.
"Don't worry bear, Daddy's got you now."

I smirked as another idea popped into my head. I looked up and slowly bit my bottom (like me) lip, making it as seductive as possible.

I leaned up to kiss him and let my lips just barely graze his before I pulled away.

"I wanna play! Can we play Daddy?"
He looked furious. "Baby, you know Daddy loves you. But you also know he hates when you tease him. You wanna play? We'll play..." He said as he pushed me against the wall with his hands, forcing a moan to escape from my lips as he crashed his own onto mine.

We stayed there for about two minutes before finally releasing for air. "That was great Daddy. Can we play some more?" I said as "innocently" as possible.