They walked over to the couch leading them inside. As they sat right next to me. They were smiling happily and hungry for some story telling. How can someone get mad at them. Their adorable!.
" Well, it all started when Flame King came out through the fire and called me evil again. Then, I said that I'm going to teach Flame King a lesson. " I said turning back to the two kids. Haha, their eyes looked lost in excitement and wonder.
" Keep going " Said Furnius politely
" Well, then Flambo told me about a Flame sword. It was decorated with runes of flame on it, but it was guarded by spiders that wanted to use me as a dang furnace " I said
Furnius looked at me like [Is a furnace a bad thing?]. " Wow, that's horrible " He said sarcastically
" Cool, boss fight! How did you beat him " Said Torcho excited
" I lava spit in his eye. " I said plainly
Torcho looked disappointed. " Sometimes your power makes boss fights boring " He said
" Yeah, I know right. Atleast I got boss loot " I said
He grinned.
Furnius still looked disappointed about the whole furnace thing.
" Don't worry Furnius, I slept in a furnace and it was quite relaxing " I said; he looked a little better than before
" Anyway, I fire ball dashed all the way to the fire kingdom and I think my first action was stabbing a Guy in the chest "
" Ow! " Said Furnius grabbing his chest
" Haha " Said Torcho
" Well, the fire sword was kinda generating fire, and how can you kill a fire elemental with its own element?. Impossible to do that, you can only weaken your enemy if you use your own element. Sometimes someone has more of an elemental advantage that-"
" Continue the story you elemental nerd " Said Furnius slightly laughing
" Well, I realized that it couldn't kill him them so me and Flambo ran into the weapon shop. Every weapon there couldn't hurt them. Just strip them naked from their fire armor; and no one wants to see that right?"
Torcho smiled in a disgusted way " That would be gross "
" Very gross, naked fire elementals running around the place " Said Furnius
" Yeah; very gross; Flambo and I saw a door that had the words on it. I think, or was it a bio-hazard sign?. Well you get the point. We opened the door and found the sword of cold Flames. You remember the story right? " I asked
" Yes " they said at the same time. " The sword of cold flames has a history of slaughtering ice elementals. In the rage of the Ice Elemental she slaughtered... uhh, how many again Furnius? " Asked Torcho
" 3,457 + " He answered; Dang that's a lot!
" Yeah, then I cut some heads and used a chainsaw to cut throw my dad's door " I began
" Woohoo Final round " Said Torcho
" No I feel right into my dad's evil trap " I said
Torcho's face looked full with concern. " What happened? "
" My father tried to use me to turn the planet into a barren waste land full of magma and rock for atleast 4000 years. By using my emotional-condition getting me angry till the point my flames turned purple " I said
" Dang ! Purple fire! " Said Torcho
" Bright Orange is worse. " I said
" Then I... what did I do? Hmm, I kicked my dad's butt. Thee end " I concluded
They both looked disappointed.
" Uhh, how did you beat him? " asked Furnius
" Super Inferno Gun " I answered
" Was he a hard fight? " Asked Torcho
" No, my emotions were a hard fight. " I answered
" Cool "
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" So; what do you guys want to do? " I asked
" Let's burn people alive! " Said Furnius excited
" No! " I yelled... man, I know that they are less evil than before, but they still got a evil amount of evil left in them.
" Lets uhh, lets go to the Farmer's Market. I ran out of food " I suggested
" And burn it " They Said
Don't blame them, I burned that place a week ago.
" Nah, how about we just buy some Super Hot peppers and Burnt munchy Fish " I asked
" But we don't eat fo--"
" Don't judge me like your parents. I satisfy my taste buds with food " I said cutting Torcho Off
They exchanged judging looks. Im not surprised, they have very judgmental parents.
" Well, lets go " I said, then I tapped a Morse code Flambo thought me and it said " Ill be back when you hear yum "
I waited for the Flambo to respond in the attic. And he did he started tapping the Morse code " Thanks for taking them "
" No problem " I said outloud
" No problem for what? " asked Furnius
" Nothing "
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Flame Princess Time!
FantasiaFinn and Jake are off adventuring again. What does Flame princess do all day with her friend Flambo? See what happens in flame princesses adventures ( sorry for the crappy breif ) Adventure time fanfic