Harry built me a pool out of stuff he stole from the Home Depot hardware store and we decided to swim in it. I walked out in my bikini feeling dashing as ever! Harry's bikini matched mine!
But harry said "WHAT THE FUCK IS A BELUGA FUCKING WHALE DOING HERE SLUT????!??!?!??!??!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!??!??!!?!??!?!??!?!!?!?!??!?!??!>?!??!>!?>!??!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!!"
I cried, my tears filling the pool to the brim. I cannonball, making a big splash. As I came up for air, harry cannonballed right on top of me.
"Hahahahahha hairy ur so funny!" I said underwater. He suddenly grew gills and w=swam done to my feet and pulled me down so i would drowned.
"Harry I'm about to drink all dis water pls let me go up for hair !" I yelped.
"I have a foot fetish!" Hary's bubbles traveled to my ear so I heard him talk. I always knew there was something weird about him :p
all of a sudden, guy fieri swan dived into the pool and takes my other foot.
"Guy fieri save me from my luv !" I said.
"No (-;" He said. He took my other foot, and stufffed the whole thing in his mouth! I wiggled my toes and brushed his penile. It tickled.
"I might as well call you guy feeteri! hahah!" I said.
"Hahahha!" he said
"Hahahhaha! I said" I said
"hahahaha!" he said!
"AFGHFsgryuerghfDBEIWYFGYUERBGFJRBGFISBLHBGLJEFBGYBREGNFKBHJFKNFJBSDVHGJKFGLJKFND;DJF;OSFSFSFNGJDFKDKSLDJEUFHHII696969696969SDJNFJNGJENFGDNAJDNSJ666ESJKDFARSFHSJFKSJFDAJOI;FLJAD;FJ;JEFAIDJAHGURISEGUISDGB" Harry said.
"hahahahah! " Guy feeteri said.
I was like XD and got out of the pool because getting drowned was making me board :/
Harry backwards cannonball out of the pool and said hi. i said hi back. (-; I got nervous because he makes me nervous.
We went inside for dinner to see paula been was back and ready to attack! she was cooking up hurricane katrina in the kitchen!
'pAUKE DEEENENEN NOOOooOOOOOOooO" I said, remembered that I wanted her to cook up Hurricane Irene!
'PAULE PEEN DEEN DOES WHAY HE WANTS!" she took harry by the pony tail and cut off his deek.
"Ouch (-;" Harry said.
I slapped hairy which made him cry, but made my cry harder. I was like )':
"How could u???? fuk u go die." I ran out of the house while hairy called the name that he thinks is mine.
I climbed the rifle tower and sat with the top on my arse. i liked the pain. I soon heard a song being sang.
"Fuck billy rar cyrus, i'm your daddy now. I'm a put it in your a$$ and it aint cumin out!zif u don't like what I'm saying well i zone give a fuk, cuz it won't change the fact the my dicc is in ur but!" Hairy sang from the bottom.
I cried and was like :D "Hairy I love u."
"come down tanya!" He said.
"<My name is swanson but u can call my tanya if u want (-;" I said sexually
"(-;" He said
I hopped down and my poontang landed right on his reattached dick. He thicc.
"Oh tanyayyayayyasnon gal. u made my nipp nipp quiver."
we fucced and people saidawhhh and were like :D as they passed. Guy feeteri watched from afar as he ate a meatball sub.
