harry finally pulled out after we had sex 420 times. I licked my lips bc i was hungry, but i wasn't hungry for his limp dicc.
"Harry XD" I said
"wat!" he screamed.
"I"m hungry! rawr x3" I suddenly transformed into a large tree dinosaur and stomped on the town.
"Rawr means i luv yew in dienosaur XD" I rowr once more before i shrink back into a human bean and see the destruction I've caused. oh well! I laugh.
I whistle and paula been comes out of nowhere on her hands and knees, ready to give me a ride back home and be the noble steed that she is. She went a hefty 20 mph - even in a 15 mph school zone! she hit 3 kids but we had a laugh xD
I finally made it back home and harry was cooking something. "Water u kooking hairy? :3" I said, getting horny.
"Fish." He yelled. I barfed but only because my butt cheek was tingling. He made me feel like that and thats why i luv him so much <33333333333
"i'm gonna gobble it up like u gobbled up my arse last night big boy (-;" I said to harry.
He was like (-; but then said "I will only give you ur fish if u send me nudez."
I was like XD and :p and c: and :D and D: and :) and :( but i sent them anyway. I haven't shaved my cha since I was hiding in a tree from hitler, but i'm sure hairy would appreciate it, considering his vaginia is just as harry!
Harry liked my back a picture of his ear lobe nd i got so turned on that I had to wiggle my nostrils to settle down a bit (-;
"hEY TANYA WANNA HAV A 3SUM???" Harry asked me
I was like "(-; yea i wanna have a 3sum"
then all of a sudden lewis tomlinson hurts through the ceiling, paula been hot on his trail.
"LEWIS!" I screem and creem.
"HOW DO You know sorry my cap lock turned off HOW DO YOU KNOW HIS NAME????" harry screamed. I cried as he slapped me.
"sorry baby u no how i get when u talk to other boys." H said
"I am a lesbean u girl." I said but ki$$ed him anyway. All of a sudden, michael phelps comes inside through the window.
"michael phelps??!??!?!?!!?!????!??!??!?!??!!?!??!?!??!??!?!??!??!?!??!?!??!??!" Me and my girlfriend say at the same time.
"Yup and I'm here to dive into that poon that belongs to a gr8 gal names swanson." He said, water coming out of his nose.
"Who is swansun." Harry said.
"It's swanson." I said.
"who's swanson." Harry asked.
"Me." I said.
"I thought you were tanya." Harry said.
"No I'm swanson." I say.
"Oh." Harry said. By the time he finished talking, i had stripped of my overalls and ripped harry's clothes off with my left eyelid. He was already limp.
michael phelps put on his goggles and swimming cap. "Harry lets race."
"Ok XD" harry said. He was so soft around boys <3
Harry and michael phelps prepared to dive into my entrance. A gun shot off and the dove into me and began to race. Harry came out first and won. I knew i loved him was right. sorry i mean i knew loving him was the right choice.
"Harry I luv yew! :3" I said.
"Thanks!" he said. I leaned in to kiss his nose but michael phelps came diving out of my, but this time with a fellow companion. Guy feeteri !
They kissed. "I didn't know i was gay thank you swanson!" Michael phelps said. His and guy fieri kissed and then ran away. I didn't even know that guy feeteri was in my cha!
later they sent me nudes and i was like ^.^
Harry was sad because he doesn't wear glasses.
Goodnight. kik me nudes if ur name is hairy. thank
