Me- yo! its me Yuki-chan, we have a new sidekick by the way
Yuna- Yo! Yuki-chan today the first in the execution is.......
both- Uzumaki Naruto *evil aura cue matching laugh*
me- lets get ready to call this sh*t *dials*
Naruto- *hello?
me- *sakura voice* N-Naruto, i have something to say to you..... (gee its dense)
Yuna- pfft (wow this will work considering how dense he is)
Naruto- what is it, Sakura?
Me- I- Im going to marry Sasuke Naruto..... (pfft)
Naruto- WHAT!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO
Me- Ahhhhhhhhh help meeeee
Yuna- *Sasuke voice* *evil laugh* Sakura we ll be married at the Hidden Cloud Village!!!!!!
Me- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (pffffft)
Naruto- I ll be there Sakura! *hangs up*
Yuna- what the fu** is in the Cloud village?
Me- something Naruto would really hate, plus i bribed the people there to prepare a wedding for Naruto and a fake Sasuke.
Yuna- ooooohhhhhh Yaoi style, i like it!
In Hidden Cloud Village________________
Naruto- what the!
as Naruto struggled to the people s clutches, he was captured and brought to a wedding reception where the fake Sasuke awaits with disturbing photos of yaoi *evil laugh*
priest- will you Uchiha Sasuke take Naruto as your lawfully wedded wife?
Sasuke- I do
the villagers dressed Naruto in a wedding dress, i even bribed Sakura to take lots of pictures. as a bonus i even videotaped it heehee
priest- *cue wedding march music* will you Naruto take Uchiha Sasuke as your lawfully wedded husband?
Me- hardcore boo yah!
Naruto- *squirming* nooooooooo
priest- i now pronounce you husband and wife.
Naruto- T_T NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *runs off the reception*
Me- so guys, did ya like what he looked like?
all cloud nin- he looked definitely going to piss his pants.
Yuna- i think i should not have sent that wedding photo.
Me- huh? Yuny?
IN KONOHA
Kiba- hahahahaha he s gonna piss himself!
Sasuke- Idiot fell for the trap! *smirks*
Naruto- *sees Sasuke and pales*
Me- Yo ducky go with the flow *winks*
Sasuke- *blush* well i could play this off a bit., Naruto!! why did you escape the wedding?
Naruto- *scared Sh*tless.* AHHHHHHHHHH
All- *laughs*
Yuna- You prank hardcore! *re watches video*
Me- I know right? *laughs*
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hope you all love this chapter,
if you loved it Gaara will give you a cookie in a panda costume.
Gaara- *blush* i m not a panda!
Me- *sighs* i do not own any anime character just Yuna, Yukiko, and Rai
