Minna i sincerely apologize, because of my drastically late update. i am ashamed that people are still reading this pranking fanfict slash book. i also am focusing on every story and do my best to do this.
I do not own Kuroko no Basuke Fujimaki-san owns it.
Angel
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Me: soo late...
Yuna: soo bored...
Rai: soo sad....
Me: oh shut up i also need to prank once in a while! that's it im calling Kagami Taiga! *calls*
Yuna: she's back!
Rai: the pranking devil, Yuki!
Me: shuddap!
Kagami: hello?
Me: konnichiwa! im here to ask you some questions!
Kagami: whatever crazy person
Me: why are you afraid of dogs?
Kagami: Wha?! how the hell did you know?!
Me: hehe i have my ways!
Kagami: fine im scared.
Me: because your name is Kagami Taiga? Kagami means mirror and Taiga is Tiger, and Tiger is a kitty cat!
Kagami: you bastard!
Me: afraid of dogs kitty cat? neko neko-chan?
Kagami: fuck you!
Me: who secretly watches Kuroko shower?
Kagami: wha?! -/////- i ain't gay and i ain't watch Kuroko in the shower!
Me: and also watches Tatsuya-kun changing every day?
Kagami: WHAT -//////- I DO NOT WATCH TATSUYA-
Tatsuya: then why did i caught you at the changing room during Yosen and Seirin's game?
Yuna: and why the hell are ya blushing kitty cat?
Kuroko: Kagami-kun. i did knot know you are gay and a pervert. im disappointed in you.
Kagami: wait a damn minute! i AM NOT GAY!!! AND I DID NOT WATCH KUROKO ON THE SHOWER!!!
Me: whatever kitty cat you still watched Tatsuya-kun changing man im jelly.. if you won't tell the truth..
Yuna: this'll be good.
Me: to the torturing room *thunder flashes and creepy music* Rai!
Rai: *loud speakers* on it *jumps on Kagami* here kitty kitty kitty!
Kagami: WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
Yuna: you've been more of a devil than an angel today Yuki. is it because of Taro-chan?
Me: *dark aura* Yuna... fill the room with Nigou, and huge breeds of dogs.
Yuna: A-Aye sir! *scurries* d-done sir!
Me: Rai the prisoner! bow down to me you peasants!
Rai: hai! *restrains Kagami*
Kagami: You?! The girl Midorima kissed?!
Me: *darker aura* Yuna fill the room with the special weapons.
Yuna: AYE SIR!!!
Rai: may you rest in peace Kagami Taiga. *throws him inside*
Me: GeeHee. *grins with a peace sign*
Rai: oh and by the way what is the secret weapon?
Me: its not the matter of what its the matter of Who please they're two.
Yuna: they're really kawaii in those forms.. and Yuki-chan took them!
Me: *scoffs looks away and blushes* no.
wondering who are the people im talking about? see for yourself dear reader.
------------- in the torture room
Kise: *with puppy ears and tail* ne Aominecchi i wonder..
Aomine: *cute puppy ears and tail* what dumbass?
Kise: why did Yukicchi-chan sent us here and in these forms?
Aomine: she obviously wanted to scare someone afraid of dogs.
Kise: *idea lightbulb* ne Kagamicchi's afraid of dogs right?
Aomine: no shit you dumbass....- wait... *grins maliciously*
Kise: *grins devilishly* are you thinking what im thinking?
Aomine: hell yeah. *sees Kagami* yo Kagami!
Kagami: *running* Aomine?! what the hell are y- shit.
Kise: mou, why are you always forgetting about me? hidoi. *pouts*
Kagami: Kise?! thank g- *sees Kise* double shit with fuck on top.
Both Kise and Aomine: *Grins Devilishly*
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Me: Heehee,
and the only thing we heard is Kagami's ear-splitting-window-breaking-avalanche-worthy scream.
Yuna: who knew he could scream that loud?
Rai: and look at the pitch of his voice! amazing!
Me: and that's what we call: "the girly scream"
Girly Scream: some may do this when they see something horrofying and phobia-giving crap such as this prank and our subject of hypothesis: Kagami Taiga.
Experiment succesful
