Godai (means 5 in japanese) Naruto- Haruno Sakura!!

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minna-sama!!! gomenasai! if i didn't update really soon!! i have problems on my exams at school but now! Christmas vacation is here!! plus i always forget to update (darn) anyways. on to the TORTURE!

a late Merry Christmas to you all!!

~Yuki

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Yuna- so you finally updated you lazy little girl!

Me- Yuna.. i have problems of remembering to update! blame my memory!

Yuna- oh right ms. 150 yr. old memory lane

Me- oh come on Yuny-chan!! sorry!!

Yuna- just messing with you so who's the 5th?

Me- Haruno Sakura 

Yuna- is it just me or Naruto characters are more popular?

Me- yup! i love Naruto!! now on to pranking! bring out our secret weapon *drumroll*  RAI!!!

Guy- YOUTH!

Me&Yuna- sorry wrong entree. 

Rai- okay Yuki. whaddya want me to do?

Me- okay Rai!! *whispers*

Rai- COOL! at the same time creepy

Yuna- just for today! i'll give you Reese's!

Rai- I'M OFF!!!

Me- so easy to bribe *dials number*

Sakura- hello?

Me- *commercial lady voice* ohayo gozaimas! i'm Misaki here. i have a prize for people who answer my questions!

Sakura- ooookaaaaayyy

Me- so do you watch Uchiha Sasuke sleep?

Sakura- *fain blush* no!

Me- lies. then why do you have pictures of him asleep!

Sakura- *blushing harder* how did you Know THAT?!

Me- himitsu da yo!. do you watch  him in the shower?

Sakura- THAT WAS JUST ONE TIME!!!!

Me- *covers phone* OHMYGAWSH!!! I WAS JUST KIDDING!

Yuna- she actually watched him in the shower?! creepy!!!

Sakura- hell- who are you and why do you have my diary?

Rai- oh this is my diary! i just passed by your house!

Sakura- okay~

then i hung up on her.

Sakura- hello? hey! Misaki?!

Me- *hangs up*

Yuna- okay we'll uncover some of Sakura's little secrets!

Me,Yuna,Rai- *opens diary and blinding light appears* 

Me- OH MY GAWD!

what we saw are... her mind.

Yuna- *reads aloud* May 6th i was watching Sasuke-kun in the shower. he has a *BEEEP!!!*

Rai- OH MY GLOB! *faints*

Me- *stares at the diary* *picks it up and reads aloud.* May 7th Sasuke-kun was blabbing and blabbing about a certain girl named.. Yukiko?? yeah! Yukiko the girl we met three days ago in Konoha!

Rai- *wakes up* we went to Konoha three days ago!

Yuna- if Naruto's obssesed on Sakura. Sakura's obssed at Sasuke. Sasuke finally met his match! he is obssesed in Yuki!!!

Me- oh gawd.. she puts down her feelings here. and oh. a false page? *looks* OH MY GOSH MY EYES!!!

Yuna- what?

Me- she's got it really really bad for him.. look! she has his hair!! his pictures! while changing, showering, etc!

Yuna- and she has her stuff Sasuke this Sasuke that!

Rai- and.. LOOK!!!! SHE EVEN HAS A LIFE SIZED PLUSHIE!!!

Me- shit!! i'm scared!

Yuna- oh my.. that is certainly scary

Me- remember not to push me at Sasuke. i might be murdered tonight! *sees cut hair* ah! my lovely black hair!

Yuna- *holds my hair* oh somebody cut your hair! a strand of it!

Rai- could it be?

Me,Yuna,Rai- *gulps* 

Me- let's just RUN!!!! *runs like the wind*

Yuna- YUKI!!!!

Rai- HIME-SAMA!!!!!

then we three ran like idiots on the way to my secret room... darn who could've cut my hair?

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 Me- *shudders* who could've cut my lovely long black hair?!

Rai- it could have been um Queen Emo.

Yuna- what about we prank him next to the diary?

Me- nah! i have plans!

Rai- what about he's the eight?

Me- good plan! demo what the hell did he see on me to be obsessed like crazy!?

Yuna- your too pretty!

Rai- yeah! demo he's scary if he's the one who cut your hair!

Me- *shudders* i will have nightmares of him again

Rai- oh the first nightmare was you saw him-mnkjhiuhhdsah

Yuna- enough with that Rukia lover boy!

Me- hush! i do not own any anime characters! just me Yuna and Rai!

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