I Would Rather Get Abducted By These Five Hotties Than Stay Home Alone

Oh My God A Unicorn! Oh Wait, It's A Horse With An Ice Cream Cone On It's Head

Chapter 15 - O.M.G a unicorn! oh wait, it's a horse with an ice cream cone on it's head...

Tara's P.O.V

After cleaning the whole kitchen with Mitch we decided that it might be better to eat out for breakfast .. well technically its lunch now. But I'm too hungry to care!

Dean pulled up at a small cafe at the beach front, it was a beautiful little place, I wish I had brought my swimmers. HA! kidding! like hell I would ever go swimming, water and I hate each other! Not too sure why, but every time I had ever gone swimming I some how ended up nearly drowning, I splash around and stuff how other people do and they somehow stay a float, how come I can't?

We sat down at one of the table's over looking the calm beach. Dean 'insisted' that he had to sit next to me so that Mitch and I wouldn't do anything stupid and blow the place up, as if we would! Mitch reluctantly took a seat next to Sam, who was perving on one of the young cafe girls. She noticed Sam looking at her, she wasn't very pretty from the front on, till I realised it was Nina from school. Why the hell does she have a job? and here of all places?

Nina saw me glaring at her and she returned with a look of surprise and confusion ... oh right, she doesn't know it's me. Maybe I could do a little meddling there if she didn't know who I was. The queen bitch moved her eyes from mine onto Dean's, she instantly went from confused little girl to the slutty tramp I knew her as.

She sauntered over here, trying to be as sexy as possible, hoping to catch Dean's attention. Dean seemed to be off with the fairies and Sam was fully glaring at Dean while still being able to perv on Nina.

"Dean!" She squealed like a little pig, "O.M.G! What are you doing here? Did you miss me so much that you wanted to come see me?" She tried her hardest at a sexy smile but failed miserably. She looked like she was constipated.

Dean was still ignoring her and was pointedly looking at the menu, hoping she would walk away. Another waitress came to the table, claiming her name was Amy and that she would be our waiter. Sam soon began perving on Amy till Nina whispered something into Amy's ear. Soon, Amy's facial expression changed to one of understanding rather than slight confusion. She apologised to us and said that Nina would be our waiter indtead.

Lord, if you really do exist, please either kill me or smite this bitch down.

We all ordered something, except for Dean, he was still ignoring Nina, she walked away, looking majorly pissed.

"Deeean!!" I whined, "Now she is going to spit in our food because you ignored her!" I punched him in the arm and he didn't even budge. I huffed at the handsome idiot and turned to look at the calm blue ocean. It would be nice to spend the day at the beach. Maybe try and darken this super pale skin that I now have. Stupid transformation.

"You know what would be a great idea?" Sam asked the group.

"To leave," Dean mumbled, "right now!"

Sam ignored his comment and continued on, "What if we spend the day here, a nice beach day would be fun right?"

"Just so you can look at all the girls in their swim suits," Mitch nudge Sam with his elbow and did a really creepy wink.

"No I wasn't!! But now that you mention it, I haven't had sex in quite a while," Sam stroked the small stuble that was forming on his chin.

"Eeeewwwwyy!!" I shrieked, covering my ears, "my innocent ears! You have ruined them!"

"Here you guys go!" Nina's cat screeching voice piped up out of no where, putting the plates down in front of us, "Is there anythign else I can get you guys?" Nina purposefully looked at Dean, hoping he would talk to her. 

He turned away from Nina's gaze and looked at me, "I hope your sharing that food babe, I'm starving over here."

Next thing I know, Dean's lips met mine.

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Yeah this is really really short and I'm really really sorry, the next chapter will be a lot longer and a lot funnier. This was just a filler to keep you guys entertained for a few days.

Once again, I'm really sorry.

Sondra xx