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*The clans are at a gathering*
Meadowstar: *jumps into the tree* HOLY MOTHER OF CHEESE! IT'S A GIANT BALL OF CHEESE!
Bramblestar: No it's not- *looks at the Moon* OMG IT'S A GIANT BALL OF CHEESE
Mistystar: *hears 'cheese' and runs to the tree* WHERE'S DA CHEESE?!
Rowanstar: MY CHEESE *magically flies up to the moon and starts eating it followed by the other leaders*
All the other cats: Whaaa???
*Later*
*All the leaders fly down*
Meadowstar: I AM EDAMSTAR, LEADER OF EDAMCLAN
Bramblestar: I AM BRIESTAR, LEADER OF BRIECLAN
Mistystar: I AM CAMEMBERTSTAR LEADER OF CAMEMBERTCLAN
Rowanstar: AND I AM MOZZARELLASTAR, LEADER OF MOZZARELLACLAN
Edamstar: We will now change the prefixes of all the cats in our clans! Kits will be known as ----feta: For example, Meadowfeta
Briestar: Apprentices will be known as ----gouda: For example, Bramblegouda
Camembertstar: Warriors will be known as -----cheddar: For example, Mistycheddar
Mozzarellastar: Queens will be known as ----parmesan: For example, Rowanparmesan
*Another cat comes flying down*
Random Cat: I AM STILTONSTAR, LEADER OF STILTONCLAN. Elders will be known as -----roquefort. For example: Leafroquefort
Cloudcheddar: What in the name of StarClan-
Stiltonstar: NO. JARLSBERGCLAN.
Edamstar: MEDICINE CATS WILL HAVE A SACRED PREFIX OF ------JARLSBERG. HONOUR IT OR YOU SHALL BE FED TO THE HOLY CHEESE GOD
Leafjarlsberg: ALL BOW DOWN TO THE HOLY CHEESE GOD! *all the medicine cats and leaders bow*
All the other cats: ARGGGHHHHH TOO MUCH CHEESE! *run away and are never seen again*
Willowjarlsberg: Did we say something
Mothjarlsberg: FINALLY A REAL SPIRIT I CAN BELIEVE IN!
*all the remaining cats look at the moon and realised they ate it*
Kestreljarlsberg: NOOOOOOOOOOO THE HOLY CHEESE GOD HAS BEEN DESTROYED! RETREAT!
*all the remaining cats flee*
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Littlenight's Betrayal
FanfictionThe storm of the great beast will overcome the shrinking twilight and destroy the light that fills the fields Littlenight is WindClan's deputy, but as an enemy arises and his leader fails in strength, his clan is in great danger, and what he must do...
