the one where he hasnt watched parks and rec

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estellemartinezhow to celebrate your last night in the best city in the world? clubbing with my best franslaylareed kitkatsmeow emeraudetoubia623,574 likes72,478 comments

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estellemartinez
how to celebrate your last night in the best city in the world? clubbing with my best frans
laylareed kitkatsmeow emeraudetoubia
623,574 likes
72,478 comments

kitkatsmeow
pic creds to me!

estellemartinez
of course my sweet baby angel👼🏼💘💘! thanks for making me look presentable and helping me avoid a nip slip lmao kitkatsmeow

username
presentable??? if thats presentable then i must look like a bag of trash everyday of my life

username
i suddenly remember why im so gay

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matts being oddly quiet hmm

domsherwood
because he's busy being speechless and yelling at himself for letting stelle go username

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omfg mastelle ^

matthewdaddario
quit exposing me! domsherwood

laylareed
yea dom god #letmattlive #domsabadfriend #iforgotwhatimhashtaggingabout

laylareed
idont know if this is beaucase im already suuper drunk but you are so beautiful and smart abd perffect and the best woman on earth andiv love you beuat frriend 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👼🏼💘🌈🌈

domsherwood
wow layla is actually nice when she's drunk 😭💀💀

estellemartinez
yea. drunk layla is my favourite layla domsherwood

;;;

matt
hey stelle?
try not to get too plastered tonight

stelle
im not really sure you have the authority to tell me what to do mister

matt
shit no
babe i didnt mean it like that
im just looking out for you after last time

stelle
wait
what do you mean 'last time'

matt
dont you remember what happened the last time you and layla went clubbing together?

stelle
pretty sure i blocked whatever i did from my memory 😭
so no
though i have a feeling you're going to tell me

matt
you called me at midnight asking if you could come over and pet my dog
then you also insisted that your name was duke silver
and that you sang soulful saxophone tunes

stelle
wow oh my god
though tbh im pretty impressed that i can still make parks and rec referances while shit faced

matt
oh so thats what thats from

stelle
waIT
HOLD UP
HAVENT YOU SEEN PARKS AND REC?

matt
no...
should i have?

stelle
ohmygodmatthew
ITS THE BEST SHOW EVER
SERIOUSLY

matt
but i thought you said that gossip girl was the best show ever?
and gilmore girls
and sherlock
and hell's kitchen..
i could go on

stelle

DONT SASS ME MATTHEWPYOU MUST WATCH PARKS AND RECactually dontnot yet i wanna watch it with you from the start :)when i get back we can marathon it

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DONT SASS ME MATTHEW
PYOU MUST WATCH PARKS AND REC
actually dont
not yet
i wanna watch it with you from the start :)
when i get back we can marathon it

matt
its a date

stelle

you should be so lucky

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you should be so lucky

matt
you're really excited though,
arent you?

stelle
maybe
no
yes
totally











a/n ; :))))))

i go back to school on friday but lets not think about that okok

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