Group Message//5sos {COMPLETED}

XXXIII

Me: I hate 2/4 of you
Mikey: me?
Me: no
Ash: me?
Me: no
Cal: me?
Me: yes.
Lukey: me?
Me: yes
Cal: whyyyyyyyyyYYYY
Me: you got me sick. It's not bad at all tho
Lukey: we'll come take care of you :-)
Me: ugh
Cal: sorry :(
Me: :-(*
Lukey: :-(*
Mikey: I'm sick too but I'll come over
Me: yayyyy
Cal: are we not enough
Me: no
Lukey: well..
Me: it's not my fault Michael is the queen of queens!
Lukey: it's not my fault you're the butthole of butts
Me: *gasps*
Me: that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!!!
Cal: we're on our wayyyyyy
Me:

Me: This has been in my head all day
Mikey: SHE HATES MY DUMB TATTOO
Me: She wishes wish you'd fly to the moooooon
Mikey: where there are no girls to use or screw over
Me: She laughin cause she lied you know
Mikey: she said I sound like all time low
Me: you really don't even tho you try hard
Mikey: you try hard
Me: I bet you're gonna hear this song
Mikey: I bet I'm gonna sing along
Me: and tell your friends that she's obsessed with you
Mikey: And I bet I didn't know that I sound like a girl
Me: every time that you call her when you're drunk
Mikey: and all she wants to say is
Me: you really suck
Mikey: she hated the scar above my eye
Me: it looks like you're on drugs
Mikey: and I really need to learn to wash my hair
Me: overall you're not a catch
Mikey: I'm just a dumbass
Me: bleaching your hair
Mikey: well she hopes it falls out
Me: it falls out
Mikey: I bet I'm gonna hear this song
Me: I bet you're gonna sing along
Mikey: and tell my friends that I'm obsessed with you
Me: And I bet you didn't know that you sound like a girl
Mikey: every time I call her when I'm drunk
Me: all that I really wanna say is
Mikey: I really suck
Me: oh and thanks for telling all your lies
Mikey: Cause now she realizes
Me: she rather date a rock
Mikey: oh and you're welcome for all the tickets to my shows
Me: I just want you to know
Mikey: all my band mates are hotter than me
Me: I bet you're gonna hear this song and say
Mikey: "Oh my god she's so obsessed with me dude."
Me: but no
Mikey: And you bet I didn't know that I sound like a girl
Me: every time you call me when you're drunk
Mikey: You bet that gonna I'm hear this song
Me: I bet you're gonna sing along
Mikey: and tell my friends how you're obsessed with me
Me: but no
Mikey: And you bet I didn't know You talked to all the girls
Me: that you were with when you were with me
Mikey: and they said
Me: you really suck.....
Ash: wow................
Me: *bows*
Michael: *bows*
Lukey: that was fucking amazing
Cal: FRIEND GOALS!!!
Ash: that's amazing
Mikey: you guys are just now realizing how amazing we are??
me: ^^
Cal: WERE HERE
Me: STOP YELLING
Cal: oops!
Me: it's unlocked
I smile and lock my phone, I turn it back on and look at the lock screen. The picture of us five smiling at the camera from the first time we met in person. A few seconds later my door flings open and I just slightly.
"You assholes!" I grumble.
"Oops! Sorry!" Calum laughs.
"I need a hug." I complain.
"Me!" Luke shouts. He pushes Ashton, who falls onto the floor, and tackles me into a hug.
"Hi!!" He smiles.
"Hi Luke." I say pushing the six foot giraffe off of me.
"Ber!" Calum squeals.
"Cal Pal!" I say hugging him.
"Ember!" Michael shouts.
"Dude, I hate your dumb tattoo." I smirk.
"Ugh, I wish you'd fly to the moon." He plays along. He gives me a side hug and messes up my hair that was in a French Braid.
"Oi! Calm down!" I laugh slapping his hand away. After Michael and I hug Ashton walks through the from door. Not wanting to be around him, I make an excuse to leave.
"Anyone want a drink?" I ask quickly.
"Ber, let's make milkshakes!" Calum suggests. I nod I lead him to our kitchen.
"You get started. I'll be right back." I say after getting everything out. He nods and sticks his tongue.
"EMBER CRYSTAL SPARKS! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE RIGHT NOW!" I gasp as I realize my brother and mom are home from their trip. I quickly rush back to the living room and run into my moms arms.
"Hi mom!" I mumble.
"Ember! Introduce me to your friends!" She says pulling away.
"Right! Mama, this is Luke, Ashton, Michael, and Calum is in the kitchen. Guys this is my mom." I smile.
"Nice to finally meet you guys! I've heard so much about you!" She says giving the Giants a hug.
"All good things I hope." Luke says confidently.
"Oh boy, you're so sweet!" My mom says giving Luke another hug.
"He's a mama's boy." I whisper loudly.
"Oh my." She laughs.
"Woah! Dude I love your hair!" My brother shouts pointing to Michael and his dark blue hair.
"Love you're too dude!" Michael says.
"When did you dye your just bro?" I laugh pointing to my brothers now purple hair.
"Well yours is blonde like Luke." He teases.
"If anyone has good hair here, it's Ashton." I laugh.
"Well we'll leave you be." My mom says shooing my brother away. They both leave the room and I sigh.
"Let's go finish the milkshakes." I say after a moment of silence. They all nod enthusiastically and we return to Calum who has five perfect milkshakes ready.
"I had too much fun.." He says awkwardly, scratching the back of his head.
@Calum5sos: I had a little too much fun with this whole making milkshakes thing..

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A/n- I'm alive!! I'm sorry for slow updates.. I've had writers block and You Suck stuck in my head.. Hope you enjoyed this chapter! 💕