Crazy Camper || AGUST D

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Mee Soyi

"Hey, nice camper." Suga comments as soon he enters my camper. "Haven't seen something this good looking until you came around."

I didn't respond. I was too busying struggling to get Yoongi's big, old suitcase through the small door.

He may be without a home and family, but he still manages to make me feel like the less fortunate.

"Oh, there's two beds." He mutters and gives me a cold look. "Why are there two? Takes up too much space."

"So does 2 human beings, but I'm not saying anything."

I drop his stuff on his bed and sit down on mine.

"For someone who lives in a camper for years, you sure have a lot of stuff." I huffed.

Suga sits down across from me. "When the year is over, I wash all of my clothing and donate half of them, then sell the other half. I use the money I make to buy newer and cleaner clothing for the next year."

There's so much I don't know about him.

"You are so different on the inside..." I clear my throat. "I mean, not as cold...I guess."

He chuckles. "I tend to be a bit different...when I'm around people I like."

"We literally just met."

He only smiles. "Crush at first sight."

Seriously, he's both Salt and Sugar.

I blush. "It's hard to react when you're so straightforward and blunt."

"Get used to it." He makes kissy faces and I groan in disgust.

"Whatever. I'm going to make dinner and DON'T get near or else you're going to burn down our only shelter." I point a stern finger at him. "You hear me?

He nods.

I turn around and I hear him standing up.

"Suga, what did I say?" I turn back around.

"You aren't my mom....but I can be your dadd-"

I hold up a finger to stop him. "Don't."

He chuckles and continues to follow me.

I just ignore him and got out the meat from the fridge.

"Oh, meat! Quick, turn off the fire alarm." Suga gasps. "You're going to break down your own door this time."

I smack him on the arm. "That's not funny! You should quiet down before I tie you down and put a gag on you."

"Ooo, I'd like that." He tries to grab my hand, but I move away.

"Don't touch me." I mutter angrily.

He suddenly pouts. "Bu-B-But...I don't have a family. I just need love."

"Please don't tell me you're going to use that on me to get what you want."

He moves closer and blinks his puppy eyes. "Yes. Because you're the only one I have."

My eyes grow. "It won't work, Suga. L:et me cook in peace."

He cries out. "I am bored!"

Does he turn into a complete baby when he wants something?

I throw the knife down. "Ok, fine. You can help me wash the vegetables."

"Ugh, veggies...." He mumbles.

I turn around with a knife in my hand. "Still want to talk?"

He sucks in his breath. "N-No. Washed vegetables coming up!"

Ha.

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"Gotta admit, Soyi. That was some good meat." He licks his fingers. "Even the vegetables were not so bad."

"Thanks."

I stand up before he gets too nice with his fingers. I go to the bathroom to change.

"Where ya going?" Suga follows me.

I close the door on his face. "My business."

It was silent after that, so I continued to change and get ready for bed.

I exit the bathroom and hop into my bed.

I was about to fall asleep until I heard screaming outside.

"AHHH! SOYI!!"

I run outside and see Suga running around in the dark while hyperventilating.

"Suga! What are you doing outside?!" I yell.

"I was going to use the bathroom. When I was done, that street light turned off and it was pitch black!" He yells back in terror.

"You baby! You are going to wake the wild animals!"

I tiptoe to Suga and he clings to me like a wet bathing suit.

"I'm scared! Hold me, Soyi!" He cries like an overgrown baby.

"You are unbelievable." I walk back to the camper with a scared baby attached to my waist.

We enter the camper and I lock the door behind us.

"Go to bed." I point to his side of the camper.

He coughs and obeys me. He lays down and as I make my way to my bed, he watches.

"Why are you staring?"

"I want something."

Don't ask.

"I'm not going to a-"

"I want a kiss goodnight."

"I'm not listening."

"It will help me sleep."

I snore very loudly to give him a hint.

He chuckles deeply. "Cute."

I turn around and notice him still staring. I grab a pillow and throw it at him.

"Stop being a creep." I whisper.

"Stop being cute."

"You suck." I roll my eyes and turn my body around.

"You swallow." He chuckles lowly.

"Shut up."

"I sleep better with a kiss goodnight." He speaks up.

"Kiss yourself."

"I can't move my lips that far." He whines.

"I'm not going to kiss you." I hiss.

"Just one on the cheek won't hurt."

"No."

"Kiss me and if you don't like it, I'll return it."

"Suga, please be quiet."

"But-"

"Or I'll make you sleep outside."

He finally shuts up.