Crazy Camper || AGUST D

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Mee Soyi

"Suga! Stop it!" I shrieked.

He ignores my cry and continues to splash me without giving me a chance to breath.

You wanna play dirty?

I'll play dirty.

I fell back into the water and stayed still until my body floated up lifelessly.

The splashing stops and I hear a gasp.

Don't laugh.

Don't laugh.

"Soyi? Soyi?" He continues to call my name.

I float there without a word.

"Don't play like this....it's not funny."

Oh, yes it is.

He waddles closer to me.

"Soyi? Soyi? Talk! F**k, don't play, Soyi. Don't mess with me like this. It's not funny at all!" He shouts.

Wow, he must be terrified.

Ha.

He suddenly picks me up and I shut my eyes tighter.

"You're just messing around. This isn't real." He whispers under his breath as he carries me.

He stepped onto land.

"Soyi, talk to me. Don't play with me like this. I swear..." He pants as he lays me down.

I just let my head fall to the side.

I should be a K-Drama actor.

Suddenly, his lips land on mine

HIS LIPS! ON MINE!

I snap my eyes open and I push him away.

"Are you kidding me, Suga?! I'm dead and you try to kiss me?! I squeak and put a hand over my mouth. "What happened to checking their pulse?"

He holds a hand over his heart and closes his eyes. "You made my heart fall to my stomach, Soyi."

"You...Y-You kissed me."

Suga tackles me to the ground and held my arms beside my head.

"You literally scared the life out of me, Soyi." He growls. "Don't ever make me go through that again."

I roll my eyes. "Hey, this totally backfired. I didn't think you'd kiss me."

He doesn't react.

"That's what you get for splashing me." I smile teasingly. "That should teach you that I can be harsh too."

He still doesn't say anything.

I furrow my brows. "You played me before. This was revenge. You had it coming."

Still no response.

I sigh. "Fine. I'm sorry I made you almost lose your life. It was funny, though. You should've heard yourself. You were crying like a big baby."

He licked his lips, but still didn't say anything.

"Ok, my arms are getting so-"

He leans down quickly and kisses me.

LIP ON LIP!

Again!

I tried stopping him, but...my arms were kind of being squished.

BOI!

His lips smack onto mine and I shake my head.

He finally pulls away and I gasp for breath.

"SUGA! WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?! I WOULD SLAP YOU SO HARD, HALF YOUR FACE WILL BECOME THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOOD!"

He tilts his head with a proud smile.

"I will hurt you!"

I try moving my arms, unsuccessfully.

"Hm. That doesn't leave much choice. Guess I have to hold you down as long as I can so you won't hurt me." He teases while looking off in pretend wonder.

"You're kidding."

He shrugs.

"Ok, ok, ok! I won't hurt you. Whatever. Let's just go. I don't want to be stuck in the woods in the middle of the night."

"Do you not know the definition of camping?"

Do you not know how to treat humans?

"Whatever...."

"Ok, I'll let you go. But only...."

"Only what?"

"If you....become nicer to me."

"Ok! I'll be nicer! Let's go, I'm getting cold!"

He gets up and helps me stand up too.

"You annoy me so much, Suga." I mutter angrily as I walk away from him. "You really have the audacity to do those things to me."

"But you still let me stay with you. You like me!"

"In your dreams."

+

"I'm taking a nap." Suga yawns and falls onto his bed.

"I will too."

An arm wraps around my waist and I jump.

"Su-"

"Please let me do this." He whispers against the back of my neck.

"Why would I do that?"

"It helps me sleep faster. And when I sleep faster, I'll be quieter." He reasons like a little kid.

I roll my eyes. "Not happening. Hug a pillow. I'm not a pillow."

I push him away from me and he falls onto the ground with an "OOF".

"You said you'll be nicer to me!" Suga cries.

"I did, didn't I....." I mumble and try to drift off to sleep.

Suga hops back onto my bed and I clench my teeth.

I'm getting tired of this.

I turn around and face him.

"Suga and whatever your last name is. I don't know you. You don't know me. We barely have history. You just took a look at me and decided that you're going to annoy the crap out of me? Seriously, I know you may not have the best life, but this isn't the way to change that."

He stares at me with a slightly shocked expression.

I take a breath. "I'm sorry if I'm being a bit harsh, but I'm not used to this kind of attention. It's weird....and uncomfortable. Especially when it comes from someone I barely know."

"Then I'm sorry you feel that way." He gets up and sits down with his back towards me.

I sit up too. "I mean, I-It'd be nice if we became friends. You could stay and we can become closer if...if you just please stop with the weridness."

He nods. "Understood."

I was gonna say more, but he stood up and walked towards the door.