L: hello everyone
Mello: wtf
Mello: I can't be in a chat with... Near
Near: you talk about me as if I'm evil
Mello: yOU ARE
Near: believe what you wish
Light: why am I included
L: you are young no?
Light: yeah so
L: I thought it would be good to have all the young people in the group chat. I also thought it would be good if Mello and Near could see how young people in the task force are because I hope they join it soon
Mello: I'm part of the fucking mafia wtf
L: la la la I can not hear you
Light: hearing L use sarcasm is so weird
Light: it's like hearing a child cuss
Light: it's not supposed to happen
L: is light yagami making fun of me?
Light: nO
Mello: I only remember how to spell lights last name bc I know it spells "im a gay" backwards
Mello: which is what he is
Light: I AM NOT GAY
Near: you are in fact in love with L
Light: no I'm not
Matsuda: light ur dating L wtf
Light: oh yeah
Matsuda: is anyone else playing Pokémon Go???
Light: I AM OMG TEAM VALOR FTW
Matsuda: oh
Light: UR NOT ON TEAM VALOR WHAT THE FUCK
Matsuda: I'm on team instinct
Light: HA HA THE MOST PATHETIC TEAM HA
Matsuda: but I have four pikachu's suck my ass
Light: wHUAT NO I DONT EVEN HAVE A PIKACHU AND IM LEVEL 21
Matsuda: lol I'm level 15
Light: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!
L: did u break my boyfriend?
Matsuda: sorry
Near: I have a charmander and a snorlax
Light: I have a Haunter and a Vaperon
L: I don't play Pokémon Go I never even heard of Pokémon
Mello: yah same I been stuck in Wammy's/mafia all my life we weren't aloud to watch TV
Light: L YOU NEVER WATCHED POKÉMON
L: no
LIGHT: ITS LIKE JAPANESE CULTURE TO WATCH POKÉMON LETS GO UR MARATHONING IT WITH ME
L: oh okay
Matsuda: don't do anything I wouldn't do
Light: we aren't gonna have sex
Matsuda: ok ha ha
Mello: he just ignores me thanks Light I feel loved
Matsuda: u can watch Pokémon with me???
Mello: ok :)
Mello: never again shall I make a smiley face
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Death Note Group Chat
FanfictionL thought it would be a good idea for Light, Near, Mello, Matsuda, and himself to be in a group chat. It was not a good idea. /// In alternative world in 2016 where no one's dead and Kira was like someone else bc I wanna include Misa in this eventu...
