Matsuda: ok so I brought home two things
L: what?
Matsuda: a new cat named Meowth and that new member of the task force
Light: SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT HER IM SUPPOSED TO SHOW HER AROUND CAUSE IM THE CLOSEST TO HER AGE
Light: what's her name again????
L: if I remember correctly it's Emi
Light: Emi okay
Light: I'll be back
L: have fun
Misa: yay another girl!!!!
Matsuda: LIGHT JUST RAN TO OUR HEADQUARTERS OFFICE AND EMI LOOKS CONFUSED
Matsuda: liKE LIGHT LOOKS SO OUT OF BREATH AND HE KEEPS GIVING ME DIRTY LOOK IM LAUGHING
Mello: y is he giving u dirty looks?
Matsuda: I think he's still mad at me for yesterday when I "made L sad"
Mello: ah
Matsuda: Emi is really pretty tbh
Mello: ohhhh send pics
Matsuda: no fam she'll see me it'll be weird
Mello: tru
L: why do you refer to him as fam?
Matsuda: idk it's American slang and I like Americans they have good candy and music
Mello: tru
Misa: Americans are rude to me tbh
Matsuda: but ur Misa-Misa
Misa: ikr!!!
Mello: ok but I just found out the Aztecs invented chocolate
Mello: bless them
Matsuda: bless indeed
Near: I do not like chocolate that much
Mello: this is why I hate you
Near: I'm offended
Matsuda: triggered
Mello: I snorted
L: this chat is boring without Light goodbye
Near: no don't go you're the only one I like here
Mello: rude
Matsuda: I KILLED KIRA LOVE ME
Near: oh yeah true
L: well bye
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Death Note Group Chat
FanfictionL thought it would be a good idea for Light, Near, Mello, Matsuda, and himself to be in a group chat. It was not a good idea. /// In alternative world in 2016 where no one's dead and Kira was like someone else bc I wanna include Misa in this eventu...