Light: pREPARE FOR TROBLE
L: MAKE THAT DOUBLE
Matsuda: oh no
Near: I would like to be Meowth
Light: near ur like mine and L's child of course u can be Meowth
Mello: I WANNA BE ASH BC I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
Light: but then who's Misty???
L: Misa??
Mello: NO I AIN'T DEALING WITH HER ANNOYING ASS
*light added Misa to the group*
Misa: LIGHT!!!! <3
Light: no
L: misa would you be the misty to mello's ash?
Misa: umm whatever that means sure!
Mello: nO WTF ILL GET MY MAFIA PEOPLE ON UR SORRY ASSES
Light: UR NOT EVEN PART OF THE MAFIA ANYMORE
Mello: oh shit y r u so salty
Light: bc
Matsuda: does anyone listen to American music????
Mello: Fall Out Boy is the shit
Matsuda: same
Matsuda: but I really like Halsey??? Idk
Light: what
Mello: ew she's gross
Mello: Melanie Martinez is wayyyyyg better
Matsuda: F I G H T M E
Mello: I'll have mafia people up ur ass
Matsuda: UR NOT EVEN PART OF THE MAFIA ANYMORE
Mello: shut up
Light: we forgot to take Misa out of the chat
Misa: <3
Light: IM DATING L STOP
Misa: wait fr???
Misa: I thought you were joking
Misa: oops
Light: yeAH OOPS
Near: L how do u deal with them
L: they're the reason I'm depressed and died
Light: but ur not dead
Light: u faked ur death
Light: ur like Sherlock fucking Holmes
Matsuda: is the BBC Sherlock based off us tho
Matsuda: bc I mean we got the smartest detective (L), his sidekick (Light), the evil unknown for a while villain (Kira). Sherlock faked his death like L and he's in love with his sidekick/best friend/only friend
Light: IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SHIPS JOHNLOCK THANK GOD
Matsuda: at this point it's basically cannon tho I mean fr
Misa: johnlock is so cute
Light: u ship johnlock????
Misa: when we were dating u made me binge watch Sherlock
Light: oh yeah
L: wait
L: light isn't my only friend
L: I have Near
Near: I'm more like ur son
L: mello?
Mello: I'm in the mafia I can't have friends
Light: ur not in the fucking mafia anymore jfc
L: Matsuda????
Matsuda: strictly work friendship
L: oh
L: :(
Light: yoU GUYS MADE HIM SAD APOLOGIZE BE HIS FRIEND MAKE HIM LOVED
Matsuda: whoops
Light: fuck you
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Death Note Group Chat
FanfictionL thought it would be a good idea for Light, Near, Mello, Matsuda, and himself to be in a group chat. It was not a good idea. /// In alternative world in 2016 where no one's dead and Kira was like someone else bc I wanna include Misa in this eventu...
