Daily stuff with my dog:
EXPECTATION:
Me: aw who want to go outside huh?
Dog: *jumps, barks in joy, gives paw, gets the rope and gives to me, get ball and licks hand*
Me: aw such a good boy u are! Go get the ball lil boy comeon comeon
Dog: *comes with the ball and gives in hand*
(I really wish it was real tho xD)
REALITY:
Me: hey come here, lets go outaide.
Dog: *goes away*
Me: dont make me go get u
Dog: *hides underneath the bed*
Me: u lil devil come here
Dog: *goes further away*
Me: *cant reach him*
Dog: *barks uncontrollably, bitse hand, runs away*
Me: oh u son of a ...! Get ur ass right here or itll be worse!
Dog: *barks tries to bite again*
Me: quiet! Dont bite u devil!
Dog: *attempts to bite*
Me: ouch! * breaks plates, falls to.the floor breaks arm, tryes to catch dog, gets bitten, gets punished*
Dog: *watches my desgrace* u cant beat me *evil laughter*
Me: u lil...
Someone: oh look at this cuttie! *pets dog*
Dog: *gets so comfy*
Me: careful, he bites, its only a devil in an angel costume.
(And this is true lol my dog is a devil, but its just so.... fruatrating lol)
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