Chapter 1

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I woke up on a Monday morning I looked out the window and it was raining poo.i closed the curtains and looked at my cat who was sticking his head in a pot of glue.I make my way down stairs and find my dad twerking like miles Cyrus ( she changed her nameBTW) I looked at my pet gorrillla and he was giving my dad a sick beat to tweak to! I walk into the kitchen and saw my mum sat in the fridge... She ate all the cheese
Then my mum started to sing let it go whilst my little sister was bathing in butter with rose petals sprinkled on top #amazing my pet pig was eating mud out of my closet this is a normal day at my home that's the end bye

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