"Jungkook-ah! What's wrong?" I ask.
"What do you mean? I'm just fine," he grumps at me.
"Except you're not. You can trust me. What's wrong?"
"It's nothing," he looks around. "Jimin Hyung? Can you trade me spots?" What, no! What is he doing?!
You grip onto his arm. "No, why you do this to me? I'll stop asking if you stay right here." I whisper to him. "Please?"
He looks down at my hands. "Someone being clingy?" He clicks his tongue in annoyance. "Fine, V Hyung? Do you want to trade me spots? You wanted to latch onto her anyway." I unravel my arms from him.
"Sure! I'd love to trade you spots!" I hear an excited Taehyung shout as Jungkook stands up. I watch as he leaves me alone. Both physically and emotionally. 😢. Taehyung sits next to me and wraps himself around me. "Feed me Unni!"
"No, feed yourself." I said coldly.
"But my arms are busy!" He complains.
"Fine, whatever," I grab Yoongi's arm and shove his hand in Taehyung's mouth. Yoongi pulls his hand away.
"What the heck, yo?!" I hear an annoyed little Yoongi shout.
"Tae Tae told me to feed him. I decided something sugary, but not Kookie. So plain Suga was the way to go," I state matter of factly.
"I'm not plain... Am I?" He pouts making me feel bad.
"Noooo, that's not what I meant at all, dear, sweet Yoongi. You're flavorful, I promise," I stand up forcing myself out of Taehyung's slimy grip. Wait, why is he so bleh? What the WHAT?! Anyway, ahem, I walk over to Yoongi and give him a huge hug.
"Get off me woman. I do not desire your hugs. You're too mean," he humphs at me.
"But Oppa~" I whine. "I'll be nice." I decide the best way to get him to accept is, drum roll please, aegyo! I puff out my cheeks. "Please please please accept my apology!" I pout.
"Aigoo, you're such a kid," he laughs and ruffles my hair. "Fine, but only because you're adorable." I smile and head butt his chest... With my face? Would that be a face butt? Who knows? He pats my head with a huge grin. Gosh, he's so cute!
I look over to Jungkook, and he's focusing so much on the food. But really though, why's he so upset? Why doesn't he trust me enough to tell me what's going on? It hurts my feelings. I feel like it should be obvious and everyone knows, but I'm just an oblivious idiot. I let go of Yoongi and go back to Taehyung, immediately engulfing him in a tight embrace.
I turn my head to Namjoon and open my mouth wide. "Ahhhh~~"
"What do you want child?" He gently pushes my forehead.
"Your food, duh. Pabo, couldn't you tell from my mouth?" I open my mouth again.
"Y/N! I'll feed yoooou!" Taehyung shouts a bit too loud.
I rub my ear. "Yah, are you kidding me? Right next to my ear? I'll never be able to use it again thanks to you," I say just loud enough for him to hear it. "No thanks, you eat your food. I will make Namjoonie here starve."
"YAH!" Namjoon shouts and swats Taehyung's hand away with a satisfying "thwack" away from his food.
"I never said whose food I'd feed you!" He exclaims proudly. I hear Jimin laugh. Gosh, his laugh is just like music to my ears. It sounds like a choir of angels are descending from Heaven to tell me I'm welcome! I just die on the inside every time I hear it. He's too perfect for this less than sufficient world!
I look at him to see his face scrunched up from laughing. It's so cute when he laughs so hard that happens. Seeing him like that makes me just beam, a bit like his beautiful smile! I can't stop grinning. Not even Jungkook can be seen on the white background Jimin appears on.
"I love you!" I exclaim to Jimin. In English, of course. Can't have him understanding that, now can I? Namjoon looks at me.
"Who do you love?" he questions in English.
"One of them," I glide my along the air pointing at all of the members.
"Oh gee, thanks. That helps soooo much," I know, right?? I'm clearly the best at this thing.
"Wow, sass overload right here!"
"So tell me, who do you love? This is what I'm here for,"
I point to where Jimin and Jungkook are, who happen to be sitting next to each other. "Someone over there!"
He nods. "So Jimin or Jungkook? I told you that you'd think they were attractive."
"Hold up, what?" A confused Jimin asks after hearing his name. Obviously, he's speaking Korean.
"U-Um, nothing," I reply. I quickly revert back to English and continue with "You beautiful man." He blinks a couple times before looking down at his food again. Meanwhile, Namjoon is staring at me with wide eyes.
"BEAUTIFUL MAN?!?!" he clearly exclaims loudly very confused.
"Ne." I reply simply. I bite my lip and start eating his food. It's a perfect time since he's still very stunned at my comment.
"So it's Jimin?!" That causes Jimin to look up again still very confused. I nod slightly. Jimin doesn't bother speaking this time since I wouldn't say anything anyway.
"You know, it rude to speak word nobody understand." Jungkook replies in English. Oh gosh, please tell me he didn't... No. It's impossible. Nobody understands English but me and Namjoon... "Yes, I know how you speak." I freeze in complete terror just staring at him and he turns away.
I look at Jimin worried that he also understood some of my words. He had just gone back to eating his food in silence. He stole some glances at me occasionally. It's only a wee bit creepy in a stalker way, but it's super cute. Besides, I'm sure Jimin catches me staring at him, so it's all good.
"W-Why are you staring at me?" Jimin asks seriously.
"Because she's in love with you." Jungkook states as if tired.
"YAH!" I exclaim at him.
"Well is it a lie?"
"No." Namjoon replies for me. Jimin stares at me with wide eyes.
"R-Really??" Jimin seems so surprised.
"Yah! I'm feeling so attacked right now! And it IS a lie! Be happy it is, Jimin." I jump (haha) up and storm out of the room. Why are they all ganging up on me, huh?! I did absolutely nothing to any of them! Especially not Jungkook!! Why is he so mad at me?! I thought.
Namjoon is driving me home after a long day at practice. "Why did you guys tell Jimin I love him, eh?" I ask.
"Because I know you love him. I also know how shy you are and that was only time we were going to get him to know and possibly have you not fight back. You should be thanking me, you little ungrateful slime."
"YAH! You jerk bucket! How dare you call me a slime?! That is terrible! And you say I'm supposed to thank you?! AIGOO!"
"You dare to call your Oppa a jerk bucket?! I'm still your elder, you little butthead! Use gosh darn formalities!"
"Well what if I don't want to, huh?! I don't wanna hear it, you stupid butt tasting tootsie jerk roll!" I turn and stare out the window signaling the end of the conversation. It's been a really long time since he and I had fought. I can't remember the last time we had argued. It makes me sad that we fought. Although, it felt great letting my anger out.
We get back and I immediately get out of the car and run inside. I don't even know if Namjoon came in after me or not. I'm WAY too busy being angry to give a single care.
I take my pillow in my hands and scream into it, not realizing I was being texted. From a beautiful boy, no less. After a while, I finally calm down. "Alright, I'm chill now. Everything will be normal, right?" I pick up my phone. It was buzzing nonstop. It's annoying. Jimin was spamming me. Never mind, it's no longer freakishly annoying! He had been spamming for the last 5 minutes.
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
9:52: Hey, let's talk.
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
9:53: You there?
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
9:53: YAH! TALK TO ME!
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
9:54: Y/N
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
9:54: Yah
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
9:54: YaH.
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
9:54: Yah!
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
9:55: YAH!
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
9:56: Fine, I see how it is.
To: The Hot Charming Jimin
9:56: YAH! to you too. What do you need?
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
9:57: Sweet, you're here. About today, was it true? You like me?
To: The Hot Charming Jimin
9:58: It's possible. Who wants to know?
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
10:00: I do. I wanna take you out some time. Even though you're the leader's sister. I'll risk it for you.
I started secretly, not really, fangirling and jumping everywhere. Jimin wants to go out! Ottoke?!
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
10:05: You there? Is everything OK?
To: The Hot Charming Jimin
10:05: YES!!
To: The Hot Charming Jimin
10:05: I mean,yeah.
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
10:06: How does tomorrow sound?
To: The Hot Charming Jimin
10:07: Who ever said I'd go out with you, eh?
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
10:08: Didn't you just...?
To: The Hot Charming Jimin
10:08: I said I was still here. Don't assume.
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
10:10: OK...? So you coming, or naw?
To: The Hot Charming Jimin
10:10: What exactly is planned?
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
10:11: That's step two. I have yet to get past step one.
To: The Hot Charming Jimin
10:12: Well, it completely depends on the activities planned. Tell me when you find out.
I hope playing hard to get isn't a bad choice. What if he decides against this? Crap, I'm scared. Though, no matter what he has planned, I'm going to go. I wanna spend time with my future boyfriend, Jimin! Humph, he'd better text me soon. I already miss talking to him.
Now, I wait for him to text me back. I'm so excited! I bet his plans are gonna be good. But who cares? I'll be spending a day with the hottest guy on earth!
It's been 12 minutes... Maybe he decided against dating me. It'd make sense. I'm a loser. T~T. Or maybe he's just having issues trying to decide what to do because he wants to impress me... No. That can't be it. Why would he care about impressing me? I'll just go take a shower now...
I choose my clothes first. Some nice satin pajamas. Normal underclothing. Should I take a cold or hot shower today? Yes, hot. To ease my anxiety.
I start the water and get in to wash my hair first. I use a strawberry shampoo and conditioner. I also shave. These legs after a few days of not shaving are not pretty. I decided to wash my face tonight with the nice deep exfoliating scrub. It smells like apricots!
After I shower, I realize Jimin still hasn't texted me back yet. What's wrong? Did something happen to him? IS HE DEAD?! No, that escalated way too quickly... I'll just keep preparing for bed...
I pull my hair up and start brushing my teeth. What's wrong, Jimin? Oh please tell me you're OK. Has something happened to your beautiful face? I won't care. Just tell me, please. I'm so stressed now because of you Jimin.
I finish brushing my teeth and head to bed. I guess the date isn't happening. I lay under my blanket, I don't care how hot (like Jimin, or Satan's armpit) it is. I lay there for about 20 minutes worrying before I start nodding off to sleep. That's when my phone buzzes.
From: The Hot Charming Jimin
12:08: I figured out what to do for our date tomorrow.
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Derpy Maknae
FanfictionBeing Namjoon's (Rap Monster) little sister, you get to hang out with BTS a lot. He drags you to all of his rehearsals and concerts. He also taught you how to speak English when he was studying abroad through a video chat. After meeting the boys, yo...
