Derpy Maknae

Chapter 1- WHAT THE, BTS?!

"Y/N!!" I hear Namjoon yelling for me. He is upstairs trying to get his room clean. It was always a mess.

"What is it?!" I shout back.

"Come here and explain something to me." I slowly walk upstairs to find him holding one of my sexy, lacy bras. "Why exactly is this in my room?"

"U-um, I don't know. Did Mom think we suddenly moved into the same room or something?" I reluctantly take it out of his hands.

"Not that I know of, no. It wouldn't make any sense if she did. My door clearly has my name on it, and yours has yours." It's true. I know why it was in here. I had decided to try on one of his shirts and pretend to be him, and I couldn't do that very well with that thing on. Guys don't wear those, and I wanted the full male experience. But then I had heard the door open and I didn't have time to change into my regular clothes, so I just ran out of there back to my room as fast as possible.

"Well, then, I have absolutely no idea. I guess that it was just tired of being with me all the time and wanted a change from my organized room to this little pig sty." I smile deviously at him. That makes him very mad, so he chases after me. I quickly run into my room and sit on my bed. He stops at my doorway. "Haha, you can't come in here. It's forbidden!" I laugh as he leans against my wall.

"Then I'll have to wait for you to come out of there. You'll need food at some point."

"Nope. I'm never coming out. I'm just going to starve myself. Or Mom or Dad will get worried about me and give me sustenance." I stick your tongue out at him.

"I'm pretty sure you're going to want to come out for what I have to tell you. I'm the leader of a new group. We're called Bangtan Sonyeondan, or BTS," he stares at you expectantly, "and all the members are boys--attractive boys." I make a face at him.

"Are you gay all of a sudden? Shame on you Kim Namjoon! I'm telling Mom!"

"NO! That's not what I meant. I meant that you'll be very attracted to them, and I was about to go meet with them. I was going to ask if you would want to come, but I guess since you're never coming out of your room, you can't come meet them. That certainly ."

You stand up and walk over to him. "Are you kidding me? I want to come. Do you have any pictures of them so I can see how much I need to try for them?"

"Yeah, I have pictures. You sure you wanna see? It might force you to come out of your room."

"I already told you I want to come. Why are you still questioning me?" He shrugs and pulls out his phone to show me their pictures.

*predebut image of Jungkook* (sorry for not being able to actually add these pictures!!)

"This is Jeon Jungkook, the youngest member. He's just a year older than you." I nod my head.

*predebut of image of Jimin*

"This is Park Jimin."

"Wuahhhh, he's soooooooooo cute!"

*predebut image of Suga*

"This is Min Yoongi."

"Aw, look at his eyes! He's so pretty!" You smile brightly.

*predebut image of J-Hope*

"This is Jung Hoseok."

"Pretty hand! Also, his eyes are beautiful!"

*predebut image of Jin*

"This is Kim Seokjin."

"What's with the last two guys being all 'Seoky'y?"