SNAPCHAT || KAT MCNAMARA

FIFTEEN - TRUE, IT'S HONEYBUN.

kitkat: i just realized that i have your number, yet we never text each other

honeybun: because i know that my contact in your phone is something disgustingly cute

kitkat: ...

kitkat: true, it's honeybun

honeybun: -.-

kitkat: bUT I WANTED YOU TO ADD YOUR NEW FRIEND IF YOU HAVE HER PHONE NUMBER

honeybun: oh god, you're going to ruin her innocence that isn't even real

LIAM ADDED NADJA TO THE CHAT

KAT CHANGED NADJA'S CONTACT TO CUTIEPIE

cutiepie: wot

cutiepie: m8

cutiepie: lIAM WHO IS THIS

honeybun: the goddess

cutiepie: lol that's not kat

cutiepie: right?

kitkat: hi, nadja :)

kitkat: my name is katherine, but you can just call me kat

cutiepie: rIGHT?

honeybun: nadja, this is katherine grace mcnamara, also known as the only person who is allowed to steal my french fries

cutiepie: okay, first of all, AWWWW

cutiepie: second of all, AOHJEROHNEARF FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW

kitkat: but that would hurt :(

cutiepie: hOW ARE YOU SO SWEET I'M DYING

kitkat: DON'T DIE NADJA WE CAN'T HAVE YOU DEAD

cutiepie: SHE KNOWS MY NAME

honeybun: oh god

kitkat: NADJA LET'S BE FRIENDS OKAY YOU HAVE NO CHOICE YOU HAVE STEPPED INTO MY LIFE AND THERE'S NO RETURN

cutiepie: I'M A HUNDRED PERCENT OKAY WITH THAT TO BE FUCKING HONEST

honeybun: how

honeybun: what

honeybun: you literally spoke for two minutes and you're already friends

cutiepie: hush, liam. we are speaking in private.