SONG TO COOK TO: It's Raining Men- The Weather Girls
LEVEL OF DIFFICULTY: Adam
SERVES: 1
TIME TO MAKE: Not long
Ingredients:
White bread
Some slices of extra special adam hamm from the deli
Some wizrd magic
Butter (optional bc butter is vile)
Method:
1) Slice 2 slices of white bread with your wizrd magic not a knife bc safety.
2) If that's what u wanna do, butter that bread again using ur wizrd powers. We can't be having any knife based injury now can we.
3) Take your extra special adam hamm from the deli and tenderly place it on one of thE slices of bread. You must be extra careful when placing the extra special adam hamm from the deli on the bread bc it is delicate and must be protected.
4) Now here's the tricky part. Take the slice of bread that has no extra special adam hamm from the deli on it and flip it butter side down onto the other slice. Ooof that was tough.
5) Now if you wanna be extra fancy, use ur wizrd magic to slice that sandwich through the middle into two sassy triangles.
6) You've now made a sandwich!1!! Float it onto a little pink plate and serve on a drumkit because we don't have a table.
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