SONG TO COOK TO: She Bangs- Ricky Martin
LEVEL OF DIFFICULTY: George
SERVES: How ever many slices u wanna cut
TIME TO MAKE: idk like an hour if you're anything like me who gets stressed like making toast
Ingredients:
For the base-
A pre bought tart case I ain't mary berry I haven't got time to be pissin around just wizz to asda and buy one
For the filling-
Idk like some cream?
Mask a pony cream cheese
4 tlsp sugar
Tangy lemon juice
1 zesty orange
Method:
1) Take ur pastry base outta the bag n throw it to a side.
2) To make the filling, beet 🐝 the mask a pony until tis smooth then add yer cream and beet 🐝 some more. Then add the sugar, tangy lemon juice and zesty orange. Beet 🐝 again then taste it and see if it's sweet as.
3) Fill the case wit ur fabulous filling just slap dat shit on there
4) Now it's time to get all fancy pants. Get some black face paint and paint it on top of ur filling until it resembles a clown, then get a marker pen and draw on some thin ass eyebrows. The end.
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