Fearless ♛ Daniel Sharman

04.

GROUPCHAT- the golden trio
{Hermione- Holland
Harry- Crystal
Ron- Tessa}

Hermione:
So Tessa

Harry:
Yes Tessa

Guys why am I Ron in the golden trio groupchat? I've told you, I'm Hedwig! God, some people.

Harry:
Stop changing the subject.

Hermione:
I feel like setting you up with Daniel tbh

Harry:
What were you doing in his trailer asleep haha??

Omg guys
It was nothing
We were watching a film and fell asleep

Harry:
Guess who's heard that line before...
Oh right. me. And every other best friend ever.

Hermione:
It's like the excuse of all excuses. The lie of all lies. The denial of the fact you two were totally having sex on his couch.

Omfg guys what the hell
No
It's not like that

Hermione:
Wait

Hermione added Viola Lasting to the groupchat the golden trio

Ron named Viola Lasting Ron

Ron named herself Hedwig

Ron:
GUYS IS THIS URGENT
IM SLEEPING

Hermione:
yes very important

Ron:
Omfg okay call 911 it's too early for this shit
And grab a knife
Then pray
I don't believe in God
But still pray
And then grab another knife and possibly a hammer
And a fire extinguisher
And a first aid kit
Do y'all know CPR? BC if not you're screwed
Okay you know what just call 911

...
Harry:
Not that kind of emergency

Ron:
Then bitch why am I up

Hermione:
So Tessa's best friend

It's fine, it's no emergency

Hermione:
It's a dassa emergency

Ron:
Well then
Why didn't you say so

Good God

Harry:
Haven't you ever thought of him that way?

Ron:
Plz don't say we're going to play never have I ever

Harry:
Haha no why would you think that
That's actually a good idea

Fuck this shit I'm out

Hedwig has left the groupchat!

Hedwig has been added to the groupchat the golden trio

Ron:
Girl no you ain't getting away

Harry:
Never have I ever had a crush on Daniel Sharman

You know I can just refuse to answer, right?

Hermione:
No you can't. Girl's code.

Ron:
1) Thou shall not refuse to answer online never have I ever
2) If another comrade is in need, thou shall always let them borrow waterproof mascara
3) Thou shall always fangirl about how cute boys are with no shame

You just made those up .

Ron:
It doesn't make them any less real!

Oh my God, fine. I'll start. Never have I ever kissed Dylan O'Brien.

Harry:
What? No

Hermione:
Not yet. But I have to soon.

Ron:
Haha! Caught you. Nope. I haven't.

I thought you had! Damn.

Hermione:
Never have I ever had a crush on Daniel Sharman.

Ron:
Nope

Harry:
Once. Not anymore though.

Hermione:
We all knew that, Crystal. You dated him for a while. Anyway, I haven't.

Do I have to answer?

Hermione:
YES.

Fine, yes. Online drink. Whatever. I have a crush on Daniel. Happy?

Hermione:
OMG. I didn't think she actually did!

Ron:
Damn. Okay, quick.

Ron has removed Hedwig from the golden trio groupchat.

Ron:
Now, down to business. 😈